Cars, we've never talked about cars before
I would love an original 1965 Porsche 911 for my own money or a Ferrari 250 Calirfornia if I was uber rich.

What would your dream car be? Or do you hate cars?

Alt: branded clothes, waste of money or statement of your style?

ALT alt: ferrets
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:44, 176 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Series 1 E-Type Jag, no contest
the red convertible one. Failing that, I'd love another Mini. Except one which works, which my last one frequently did not.
(berk, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I may be the only one but
I don't like the look of e-types that much...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Sacrilege.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Don't get me wrong it's nice...just no that nice
It looks like a cigar tuvbe from the side and wheels look shrunken into the wheelarches...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

You can get them "modernised"
New electrics, suspension, brakes, souped up with better handling but they cost the earth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

The one they features on top gear was gorgeous
www.eaglegb.com/pages/jaguar-speedster

those minor asthetic changes make it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

That is fucking beautiful.
Achingly so.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I ache for it, I yearn for it's leathery touch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I long for it's throaty gurgle.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Excuse me while I cry for the rest of the day.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

There was one on Top Gear not so long ago
£500k for an all new updated version. It looked kind of soulless, if I'm honest - I'd rather have a classic one.
(berk, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

One of each would be nice eh?
Totally with you on the E-Type it's such a classic design, prefer them hardtopped though.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

You may indeed be the only one
I'd also quite happily have an Aston DB9. Or that Ferrari California does look rather nice as well.
(berk, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I want one of those RS Audi Estates. Mental but practical, winner.
Have to agree with the 250 California, bow bow chika chikaaaaa. Oh yeah!

Alt: Both.

Alt alt: I'm a weasel man, personally.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

ac cobra or dodge charger

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I have driven a Charger
and whilst the engine is great, it handles like a bus.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)

A bendy bus in your hands

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Mate
I had it handling tight and perfect because I am the King Daddy of driving an shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I've been in an AC Cobra
They're fun. It would have been even more fun if they'd let me drive it...
(berk, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Like the one in Vanishing Point?
Yes please.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

the only question that really matters is: WHAT COLOUR IS IT?
i love old cars. but having had a 1970's beetle, you have to be able to look after them, or they are nothing but a black hole for cash. and also they don't go very fast. so i'd love to have a proper old beetle, preferably a ragtop, or maybe an mg. but then something like a bugatti for hooning it around in the rest of the time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Just a Bugatti as a runaround?
Very demanding.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

and this surprises you because...?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Because like all demanding women, you can't afford it yourself. ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

i could
if i sold my flat and lived in it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

They are nearly a million pounds.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

oh cool
i could just buy a smaller flat with the change and live in that then.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Thank God.
We can't have you kipping on the back seat of a Bugatti.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I NO, RITE
where would i plug my straighteners?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Depends on the car
Ferrari - red or Black
Jaguar - racing green
Aston Martin - Silver

Classics that is
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

You really need a garage if you're going to have something like a Beetle or a Mini
they just rust, otherwise. It is, as you say, like pissing your money in to the wind.
(berk, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

You know what they say.
Rusty roof.
Smelly garage.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)

or in my 17 year old case
pissing my dad's money into the wind. it lasted a year. then i got a fiesta. it was brand new and utterly reliable and very shiny and pretty. but it was not quite the same as the beetle, with its vibrating floor and lack of seatbelts and top speed of 60mph...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You don't get attached to new cars as you do to old things with weird quirks.
Humans are strange creatures.

I've never loved a car more than the one that spent most of its time in my possession broken.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

so why is it that so many men leave their wives for some 23 year old secretary, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Because cars get better looking with age.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

ah yes, i forgot it is all about teh looks
hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I had a Mini
and then, in a fit of youthful stupidity, I got another Mini. I spent a large chunk of my inheritance keeping those things on the road.
Then I got a Fiesta, which has served me (mostly) faithfully ever since. But when that dies, I'm getting another Mini, and no I don't care if you can't get child seats in it and they're unsafe and expensive, I'm bloody well having one.
(berk, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

1977 Aston Martin V8 Vantage

( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Meatylicious.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)

My favourite car of all time.
There are hundreds of other cars I'd own, but that tops the list.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)

They probably aren't that expensive.
Just a bitch to run.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I saw a Volante last year whilst on a drive
They've got a road presence unlike any other car and you can hear the engine from two cars over.

The ferocity of my subsequent bongle punched a hole clean through my jeans. Had to buy a new pair.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

£38,000 for one in really good nick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

You don't want one in really good nick, though.
You need something to fettle.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I'm not a fettler.
I can't even wire a plug.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

d'you know what a fettler is (well, was)??
i grew up with the word, but never knew where it came from until recently!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

No idea.
I just fettlered Kroney's fettle.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Yes.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Bruiser

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)

As long as my car works, it's OK by me
alt: waste of money
alt alt: AWESOME!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I know this will be roundly mocked
but at the moment, I want a Chrysler PT Cruiser. I've never driven one, I don't know how they handle, but I love the look of them. And when I found out they make a cabrio version, I was all 'wooo yeah baby!'

I would also have it sprayed in blue metal flake, to look like a fairground bumper car.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Awful, awful car.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I guess in Weston, this is as big as one can dream

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

In Weston an ugly car is desirable
as it means it's less likely to be stolen and burned out.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

that might be the most hideous car ever made
It looks like a taxi/hearse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

are those the hearse like things?
when they came out, my friend said she felt sorry for them. i asked why. she said "because all the pretty cars are laughing at it."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

It's kind of why I like it.
It sort of reminds me of the old Morris Betsy, which is an awesome car. I wouldn't be able to handle a proper old classic car though, so a noncey American one would have to do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

i won't take the piss
as i don't really know what they look like. Blue and sparkly, however, is always a win
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Here
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

it would look like a bumper car, especially if you had one of those really big CB aerials
there is nothing wrong with that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Where I used to work in Scotland, there was an old Beetle with that kind of paint job
It was the cutest thing ever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

It's arse looks like it has Down's

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

YOU look like you have downs

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

: P

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I almost bought a PT cruiser, but settled for an Omega instead.
It just lacked a certain charisma.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Yet the omega is the life and soul of the party?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

No, but it was rather fast. and carried a huge load.
The point of the PT was to look flash, but it didn't and you felt a right dick as you drove along.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)

My Dad used to work for a car dealership, and would sometimes bring some rather nice cars home
My favourite was a tuned up Fiat Coupe that was fast as hell, great fun to be driven in, I wouldn't mind one of them.

Dream car is probably a DB9 though.

Alt: Buying for brands for style is a waste of money. However, brands indicate quality, so it's not always a bad idea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

am I the only one here who cares about ferrets?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I care, that's why I asked
They make good beer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

do they mash up the malt with their little paws?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Actually they get badgers to make it, but they put their name on it
www.hall-woodhouse.co.uk/beers/badgerales/furstyferret.asp
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

those guys are wiley business people

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

That is a damn good beer.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Badger don't really make any beer I wouldn't enjoy drinking.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Or at least not that I've tried yet.
I daresay they make some flowery tasting crap blonde beer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I've enjoyed all the ones I've tried so far

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Actually the description of Blandford Fly sounds a bit yuck
I don't think I'd like ginger in my beer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Panda Shandy is made with Badger Beer.
Nuffsaid.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I've had ginger beer before at a festival
Unbelievably strong, but really enjoyable
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Our local is a Hall & Woodhouse
The only one on tap is the Badger though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

The DB9 is the ultimate dream car, as you are nuts if you buy one.
If the windscreen wiper motor needs replacing, the garage has to drop the chassis. That will be £2,500 thank you sir.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

That's what my boss said.
He still paid up though, and the motor wasn't dead, it was just making a bit of a noise.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

My favourite car that I've actually owned was a 1990 mk2 Golf GTi.
It was constantly breaking down. But the parts were cheap and I could work on it myself. I learned mechanics on that car and every time I fixed something it would look better or run better. That car wanted to live, but its parts kept letting it down.

When I finally couldn't fix it anymore I had to leave the house before the scrap merchant arrived. I couldn't bear to watch it get carted off to be killed.

All my cars since have felt dead.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

and yet you discard women like cheap spunky tissues

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I have engine oil in my veins.
You lot don't run right.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I would love an M3 half track
With a 50cal too, if that's allowed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

50 cals are actively encouraged.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Actually I would quite like one of those Libyan conversions running round at the moment.
with a 20mm on the back.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Cars are ways of getting from A to B
they are boring and people who get all het up about the differences between different types of car are as bad as trainspotters.

Also, Jeremy Clarkson.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

cars bikes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Bikes are the same
which is why I don't fantasise about specific bikes, I own a nice one, and that's that, I don't watch programmes about other more expensive brands of bike, I don't discuss the relative merits of tiny differences between virtually identical bikes.

If you're a pro rider, then these things are important, but as an amateur enthusiast, as long as it's pretty light and the gears work and the frames the right size, I don't really care what colour or make it is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)

there was one parked outside my office last night
that was neon pink all over. even i thought that was going a bit far.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Liar
It was actually yours.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Such a thoughtful present from you

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Unfair.
You can like cars and not be like any of the Three Pricks on Top Gear.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

No, no you can't,

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I like cars
but have a shit one because I think they are ridiculously expensive. Both to buy and to run.

I like them for how they look and as pieces of engineering.

Please God, don't make me like Clarkson or Hamster.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Right this minute, your hair is both growing to a stupid length innapropriate for your age
and falling out and going curly like pubes around the crown of your head.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

How could you possibly.....
Nah, that's Monty.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Your face is boring.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Your hobby of freezing feacal matter in condoms and then using them to anally violate yourself and others is boring.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

but digging around in the soil
to plant vegetables that grow at a rate of millimetres a day and then waiting and digging around in the soil to kill the pests that try to eat them and then digging around in the soil again to pull them up AND THEN TALKING ABOUT IT TO REAL LIFE PEOPLE is, of course, not remotely boring. not even a litt-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

i am sorry you are ill though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

is there such a thing as a car made from bacon?
I would like one of those please
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I'd just like some Bacon
I'd also like to not be feeling ill at the moment.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Still at home?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

No
went to work, but have just started feeling crap again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

suck it up like a man
and get me a bacon sarnie STAT
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
*goes and makes bacon sandwich*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

brown sauce, white bread
BOSH
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Thick layer of butter
but it's Ketchup, HP Fruity or Woodsmoke BBQ sauce then Brown Sauce in order of preference.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

you sick fuck

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Who are you again?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

my name is Salsa Pete
I dance to the merengue beat
and it goes 'boom-boom titty boom-boom'
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Oh goodness gracious me.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I can't drive
Though it has been remarked before that, if I could, some sort of amusing vintage car would be quite becoming of me. Though at this rate I'll probably just have to settle for some cheap-but-practical second-hand hatchback.

Alt: A waste of money for the person buying them, however they do act as a useful warning sign to the rest of us, insofar as anyone who feels the need to walk around with someone else's name scrawled across their chest is, quite likely, a shallow, vapid wanker.

ALT alt: Highly entertaining little animals. I'm quite fond of mustelids in general, not just the humble ferret.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You'd better make sure it has power steering
as your wrists might not be up to it otherwise.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I might just have to give up on that altogether
And steer with my chin.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I'm picturing you in a wacky races car.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I thought I might have to car-pool with Monty
In our Wacky Racist's Car
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I can't drive, but I like Minis.
Branded clothes are a waste. Why spend all that money just to look the same as everyone else?
(DeeDee, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

A White Peugeot 205 with Black Viper Stripes

( Peej, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

where is vipper today?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

He can't type with socks
taped to his hands
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Pagani Zonda
Fit. I also really want a Beetle because they're cute but they're so very expensive and the insurance is crazy considering they're no better than the Fiesta I already have.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Oh man, you and me can be fiesta buddies!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I've always had a Fiesta, they're great little cars
I've driven a few alternatives in the same class and I think the Festa is the best(a). Sorry, that was lame but I couldn't help it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I used to have a 106
but the new fiesta is a great improvement.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I don't have the new new one
mine (well Wiggy's) is the 06 version
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I like Beetles
much better than Minis, and the Nazi association helps too
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Nazis drove Beetles?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Volkswagen was founded by the NSDAP trade union.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Haven't you seen the old posters?
"Ein Völkswagen, Ein Reich, Ein Führer!"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Oh no, the Nazi Association are a club I'm part of
they're helping me save up
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Yeah, who could believe that the cute symbol of the 1960s hippie movement...
...had a dirty nazi past.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

In virtually every respect
A beetle is massively inferior to the Fiesta you already have.

Even if it's a "New" Beetle.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I only just spotted the alt alt question
My sister adopted a blind ferret. She lives on a canal boat.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Cars are shit.
You are shit.

Ergo, you are a car.

Alt: don't care

Alt alt: you are one. Of the chutney variety.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Ego?
Fucktard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I am very, very tired.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

diddums
have you finished cleaning your flat yet you dirty begger?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Begger?
Fucktard
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I'm allowed, it's expected
I have no high horse from which to fall
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)

tired poor
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Facts, online.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Best place to find them.
Ok old bean. All prepared for the Royal visit tomorrow?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I think so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I'm so poor
that I'm taking my mother out for her birthday tomorrow - and she's paying for dinner.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Oh Monty
Would you like to borrow £10 so you've got something to snort your drugs through?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

It's fine thanks - I use a red bill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I'm going to take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out
for a nice seafood dinner, and NEVER call her again
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I going to punch you right in the uterus.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I'm aware that there are many film fans on this forum

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

We're really into, like, world cinema, yeah?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Challenging black and white Bulgarian people trafficking films, mainly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

where's that one then?
Is it a UCI?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Have a nice time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Tough one...
...I don't do the car thing anymore TBH, but there is one car that I'd own again in the blink of an eye if I could find a decent one.

A Mk2 Golf 16 valve would do very nicely, plus I could do most of the servicing myself.

I'd spend the rest on a stable full of bikes. For those that care, these would consist of:

Ibis Mojo
Santa Cruz Nomad
Specialized Enduro (a newer one, in addition to the one I already have)
Specialized Epic
Lapierre Spicy
My current nuclear orange Marin Wolf Ridge


I'd have a couple of road bikes too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Bring your biking gear this weekend Al

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I will if I'm not shitting my guts out like a man whose just eaten a load of satsumas.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Immodium cork?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Lapierre Spicy is without doubt the gayest name for a bike I have ever heard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

It's not as gay as the next model in the range
Which is a Lapierre Zesty.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)

And this is quite amusing too
www.cyclenation.co.za/news/mtb-news/races-a-results/item/4689-schurter-powers-to-victory-in-xc-carnage-cychomedia
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Hahha that it is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Dear God.
Sounds like a Parisian tranny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I do like the old E-type Jags
If I could have a garage full I'd probably have a Lambroghini, a Bentley Continental for comfort and a '67 Impala for the laughs.

Alt: I don't like clothes with visible branding, they're more than a little tacky. But well-made clothing from a decent company is worth the price.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Citroen ID-19
In wedding dress ivory. A car batman would be happy to drive on his day off.

Car porn. Trufax.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 17:51, Reply)