i can tell you what i wouldn't buy
my friend just texted me a pic from his long weekend in berlin, saying: "only in berlin could you buy a gnome dildo". and it is in fact a buttplug shaped like a black rubber garden gnome. it is called "arse midget". who makes these things?? and when i squealed and showed my colleague, the dirty bitch zoomed in, and the box says: "with FREE dogtag" . er... why??

lunch - when it stops fucking chucking it down, i am going to head off to fleet street for some pasta and pesto.

bank holiday - i can't leave the feckin flat, have my masters deadline in TWO WEEKS. fuck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So 3 days of this place then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I like this that I found in "Brighton (best place in the world ever thats outside the M25)"
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

My sister and her husband are major restaurant-goers.
They went all the way to Brighton from Winchester to dine at that soul food place that was on Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. It was 'fucking shit' apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I'm not even vaguely surprised

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Me neither - it looked shite on the programme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Plus the restaurateur was 'coloured'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Why the big pause?
are you a polar bear...





kill me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I would love to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)