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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Does her extra skin flop out of her clothes?
She must have been a reet fat cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:01,
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latest was 15 years ago)
She's still fat, it just seems to have fallen a bit further down.
And yeah she was.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:03,
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I'll bet she had a smelly minge.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:03,
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Only way to find it was rifle through the rolls of fat until you smelled shit, then go back one.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:05,
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Chuck some flour at her and look for the batter patch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:06,
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You'd have to be quick, or she'd start shovelling it into her mouth.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:07,
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Someone mentioned the smell at the end of a staff meal
the incident was forever known as "Billings-gate"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:05,
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