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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ok ok ok ok calm down calm down.
What we need, right, is a fucking good flounce. Any volunteers? Who might be right on the edge? Who might need one more nudge to go spiralling into internet meltdown?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:35, 261 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Fuck off Noel.
Everyone knows the only thing you're good for is jars of chutney and fucking teenagers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I'd say they were both exceptional things to be good for.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)
True, I can think of many worse things.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Fucking your sister for example

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I'm teetering.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Too many drugs
hold onto a door or a table or something for a while until you calm down.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)
You are more right than you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Oh monty, are you at that stage where everything in the world annoys you? Where even time itself is annoying as every second feels like a minute until 20 minutes later where it feels like one minute ago, and you're cursing the fact that you didn't split
that last dose in half in order so you'll have one now?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Nah I am just utterly exhausted.
I really, really need sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)
I would fucking love some drugs now,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I have clicked this answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)
FUCK YOU LOT. STICK YOUR HALF JOKES AND IN JOKES UP YOUR COLLECTIVE GREASY INTERNET ARSES.
GEEK MOTHERFUCKER, SHIT SUCKING, ARSE RIMMING (is puffed out). I just don't have the energy these days.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Everyone on here hates you
and talks about you via gaz calling you rude names.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Do people still gaz?
I haven't gazed for a while it's all email and gmail/fb chat now for the private hating and laughing behind the back of people on here.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)
That's really hurtful guys.
Your words hurt you know?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I don't think I've ever mentioned you
except laughing about your tranny love.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)
There's nothing wrong with the trannies my friend.
They are people too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Well, kind of.
Like Slavs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Closer to Romania surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Fuck off cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)
I want to see one of the new people cause a regular to flounce.
It'll be like going from Star Trek to Star Trek the next generation.

And lets face it TNG is much better.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Who gets to be Riker?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Me, I have a beard now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Every film I direct I'm going to make sure I get it on with Troi, because JUST FUCKING BECAUSE ALRIGHT

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I had you down as the young Ensign Crusher.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I hope the police have updated their records

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I believe they have been using CDs for some time now...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Not really LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I'm so glad you're back, every one has been non stop going on about how much they've missed you.
I can't even count how many times someone has said "Oh man TGB she's so original and witty this place is so much worse without her."
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)
I'm guessing it's about a million times.
But sadly I have to go again as I am being forced to actually do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)
It's a hellish nightmare
That's why I'm not on here much. Well, that and thinking you're all a giant bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
there are new people?
NEW PEOPLE HERE!? THAT IS IT I AM FUCKING OUT OF HERE
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Hi there quitter
What are you not going to turn up to this weekend?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Nothing this weekend but I dunno if I can make Bristol as I have to work

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)
*shakes head sadly and stifles a sob*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)
yeah alright then

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Smart.
What pushes your buttons?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)
It doesn't like to be called unfunny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)
beauticians who dress as nurses

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I got this message last night...
"Fuck you disgusting son of a BITCH!!! You will never see me again!!!You really are a fucking son of a bitch!!!"

Two minutes ago I got a call from her, "So is it still ok if you drive me to my friends later?".

Classic flounce!
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)
What had you done to get called a 'disgusting son of a BITCH'?
I'm guessing poo was involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I don't recall exactly....
I think I left the seat up or something...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I bet you said you would as well.
Such a walkover.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)
but but but....
she has a vagina...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Really we need to start more controversial threads, so the folks have a good old argument
'Poor people, the root of all society's problems?'
'Rename Guy Fawkes night, looting night'
'Star Wars is shit and boring and George Lucas is a beardy-peado-cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I read that as peady-beardo

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)
You are wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE QUESTIONS?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I don't care about the questions, you're still wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)
'Asians smell funny. Discuss'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Define 'funny'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Of BO
Hang on, sorry - that's Africans.

We had a Nigerian boy working in our shop in Chelsea and he flounced from his job because he was told off for reeking.

The shop manager bought him a deodorant out of petty cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
You should have given him a can of 'Lynx Africa'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Fucking hell - seriously?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Oi, leave her out of this Boyce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Some people are such click slags.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
LOL!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Deodorant is no substitute for a right good wash though.
It just makes a poor attempt to mask the stink, but never really works.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Personal experience talking here?
I'm saying you stink like a Nigerian.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Personal experience of working with a smelly cunt.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)
top racism!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I saw someone who looked like a fat you last night.
He sang Wonderwall. Therefore, I blame you.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)
A FAT me?
Blimey, he must've been huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Alright Aggsy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Alright fella
How are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I've had about 4 minutes' sleep.
I feel fucking odd, truth be told.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Oof, that's not good
Going to sleep well tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Like a corpse.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
some at work has had a gastric bamd
She's lost about 6 stone, she looks like she's been deflated. lol
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Does her extra skin flop out of her clothes?
She must have been a reet fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
She's still fat, it just seems to have fallen a bit further down.
And yeah she was.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I'll bet she had a smelly minge.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Only way to find it was rifle through the rolls of fat until you smelled shit, then go back one.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Chuck some flour at her and look for the batter patch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
You'd have to be quick, or she'd start shovelling it into her mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Someone mentioned the smell at the end of a staff meal
the incident was forever known as "Billings-gate"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
I am in PAIN and happily popping Naprosyn, in the vague hope that it may soon get better. If it doesn't, I may just flounce right off this mortal coil.

Anyone have any medicinal chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I'm quite tempted to pop out and buy a whole bunch of Nurofen Plus on the off chance I might get some seroquel.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)
It's definitely worth a gamble...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)
I was just looking for the article about that on BBC News so I could say "Today's lucky batchers are.....", but I found this instead.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-14679322
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)
only medicinal kiwi fruit
and medicinal alpen bars
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
that's really not good enough, I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I think I've eaten too much coconut and now I feel a mighty poo brewing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
you ought to know my fucking deer sausage was actually deer hamburger and the roommate don't even like deer hamburger

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I MEAN I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Then she is a fool
I'm sure it was delicious. Unless it looked like those pasty carrots
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Did you know Gregg's does brilliant authentic Cornish pasties?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)
they totally do
Greggs are the best of all food establishments and a fundamental part of britain and provide genuine british food
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I actually quite like their sandwiches.
But their pastys and stuff are too greasy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I had a toffee doughnut from one in Edinburgh
it was so good I had another one. Best. Day. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I saw a prole walking down the street with one of their sausage rolls.
The grease from it had made the bag translucent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
that's how you can tell the quality

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Their steak bakes are nommy

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Well FUCK YOUR ROOMATE
why the fuck would someone not like deer burger? Fucking retard.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Maybe
she should have taken the antlers off before serving
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
hehe
yay! a n00b! are you a real n00b or a sockpuppet. I shall be disappointed if you are a sockpuppet.

Now bully someone off the board and take your place here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
They appear to be less of a sockpuppet that The Truth Fairy

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I suspect The Truth Fairy is Monty
but he's sometimes funny so it's OK
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I would never create a sockpuppet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Me neither.
Or would I...?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
No chance

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Although I'm still wondering who has my original name.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Not me.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)
*raises eyebrow*
Oh really.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
*address judge* Your Honour
I move that DG be taken under oath since we all know that "He who denied it supplied it"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Honest guv.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
*Gives enigmatic smile*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)
It can't be Monty, it posts on /talk as well.
I can't imagine Monty spending more than a few minutes on /talk without breaking out into some kind of monumental combination of finger-pointing and bold, all-caps "FUCKING SHIT!"
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I've
already been called a sockpuppet by no less than BGB. I advised her to call Inspector Roota.

Oh, and I was also called Bert, despite not having a sister.

Me lurk long time
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)
so you have enough
amunition to destroy anyone should you so wish?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Don't
push me Crunchy - you never know what might happen
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
You might close down Greggs?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Who
needs Greggs when you can have Ginster's.

Now there's authentic cornish pasties, for ya
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I had a Ginsters "Bara" yesterday
it wasn't all that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a fucking ridiculous article promoting them
www.talkingretail.com/products/product-news/ginsters-bara-opens-up-new-food-to-go-sector
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
oh, I thought it was some
basis for a Happy Bara joke about thighs and anal musk
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
woah! careful, there
don't give him/her/it ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Oh man, who could they replace?
This is a very important decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)
whoever cracks and flounces next
everyone: prepare yourselves
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Oh man, oh boy, oh gosh, oh gee, oh golly
Oh I'm ever so excited people, I just paid off my student loan! I'm debt free mother fuckers!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I didn't know you were 50

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Monty is the only debt laden 50 year old on here.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I could show off and say
I never had a student loan for either degree - I was the last year of grants for the first one and got a bursary for the second *smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Me tooooo!
*burden to society high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
oh yeah!
and what's great - my bursary came from Objective One funding. Actually feel a bit bad about this, it's meant to regenerate rough areas.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)
*covers mouth and snickers*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
yeah, someone might nick your chocolate bar

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
You're worse than Cancer Joy you are.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
:(
what? why?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
He fraudulently claimed benefits from a university
and his cat died.

I hope your guinea pig is okay. No, that's sounds awful, I really do hope he's okay.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Now that just sounds like a threat
are you still doing Bristol marathon?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
now that sounds like a threat

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I'm very skilled

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Yes I am still doing the half marathon

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Oh, OK
well, the guinea pig is through the op, just got to get over the anaesthetic. When I spoke to them about 2:30 they said he was sleepy still and might have to stay overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I really do hope he's okay.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
BURN

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)
You can start saving up for hair plugs now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Fucking hell, what does that feel like?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)
As an old fucker who was the first of her family to do the university thing
I can tell you how it feels to have completed University without any kind of debt at all.

Meh.

See?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I left University over £300 in debt
but then I got my first paycheque and that was sorted.

Kids today, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)
i know, right?
So, what happened with that hot work girl the other night? Did you get her all rohypnoled okay?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
It's probably a total coincidence she's signed off work for two weeks
She's not tied up in my wardrobe, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Hmmmm
I'm sure you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I suspect the out of the blue invitation to get fucking hammered
was to blow off steam with someone unconnected due to some stressful personal stuff coming to a head. that seems to be why she's off for a while anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
It feels good
like warm apple pie.

Or a teenagers vagina.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
*smacks lips*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Two slices of pie in an evening?
The Australian ambassador is really spoiling you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Congratulations
You're a vision of the distant future
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)
a vision of october for me! woop

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I'm close to the edge
/Bono
(DeeDee, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Don't step out, if you are close to the..........eeeeedge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
close to the edit
/Art of Noise
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I'm close to the veg
/McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I'm close to the hedge
/Monty Don
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I'm close to the wedge
/Red 5
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
etc

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I'm close to the sledge
/Citizen Kane
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I'm close to the pledge
/Mr Sheen
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I'm close to the trudge
/No3l
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I watched that kiwi guy do his "bald" thing the other day.
The guy who took my fingerprints and photo after I was arrested said I had the beginnings of a widow's peak. I was more upset about that than being arrested.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
When did you get arrested?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Few years back, I was horribly hung-over when they came to pick me up.
Aylesbury nick isn't the best place to suffer a hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)
And for what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I'm guessing barratry

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Hah

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Peculation

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Suspicion of criminal damage.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
wuth a 15" black rubber cock?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
15 inch
black rubber cocks don't need barratries so Amberl's wrong
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Had you bashed someone's back doors in?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Did you do it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Being completely pissed at the time, I have zero recollection of apparently pulling my miserable bullying witch-like biddy neighbour's satellite cord off her wall, destroying her Sky box and scaring her shitless at 3am.
I said as much to the interviewing officers, they said "Do you often black out from too much alcohol?" and I said I did, as at the time I was massively depressed and pissed a whole lot of the time. They let me off with a stern "we can't prove it" and something of a wry smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
they should have given you the chair

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)
You're right, the concrete bed in the cell was fucking uncomfortable.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
you missed a golden opportunity for an IKEA joke, there

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I ain't gonna lie to you, truth fairy, but you could just tell the joke and be less shit about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I could

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I wish you would all shut up
/everyone
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I write prose like a veg
/apeloverage
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I cannot get that stupid Frosties song out of my head. HELP ME.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)

they're gonna taste gre-eat, they're gonna taste gre-ate
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)
*beheads*
*the police won't mind*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
HERE I AM!
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

YEAH!

SCORPIONS!

This song is called "BAD BOYS RUNNING WILD!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Why in the fuck is he eating Frosties off a plate?
Can't his fucking povvo mother afford a bowl? The ignorant bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Actual brilliant short bit of journalism here
blogs.channel4.com/world-news-blog/the-horror-of-abu-salim/18014
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Urgh.
I'm glad we live where we do.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I heard about this yesterday
dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
HAPPY I LOVE MCR DAY CHOMPY

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Ignorance is bliss eh?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Don't worry, I read your little news story

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
the whole thing is probably made up

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
^^The internet ladies and gentlemen

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)
have you ever been to Libya?
It's a bit like Cornwall, lots of sand
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Pasties and that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
and dairy ice cream

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I'm in burlesque mode so I thought you meant nipple pasties then

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
wtf?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Cannibalistic delicacies

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
nipple tassles are called pasties.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)
OH BOY!
That's my new thing learned for today.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Oh man, you're just like a not as funny version of our resident controversialist Rory Lyon.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Yeah that name Gadaffi sounds made up.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)
nah, I've seen him in cartoons
Gadaffi Gaduck
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
oh that was painful

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
:)))))))))))))))))))

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Look we all know she's put on a bit of weight but we kept quiet about it to spare her feelings.
She does not have anywhere near that amount of chins. Probably not even half.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
being mean to girls you fancy doesn't work
on grown ups
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
see that's funny.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Gadaffi Gaduck

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
it's funny because Truth Fairy hasn't been around very long (unless meat puppet)
and even he can see that you fancy me. You need to be less obvious Chompy. PLAY HARD TO GET ONCE IN A WHILE.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)
HE?!
Oooh you bitch!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)
are you not a guy?
sorry. I can't tell gender on here, apparently even people I've met.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)
that's a little worrying
and no, I most definitely am not a guy
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:13, Reply)
I like you now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:13, Reply)
my boyfriend likes punching
perhaps you should meet?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Yeah lets do that, he must be quite a catch if that's how you sum him up.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:16, Reply)
that's not how I sum him up at all
it's just how I deter creepy men on the internet
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I'm very charming.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)
it's true, girls' clothes just fall off when he speaks

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:22, Reply)
The switchblade doesn't help at all

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:24, Reply)
don't be silly
no one on b3ta has a boyfriend that isn't made up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)
except darth

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)
did I do this right?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)
that's what, erm, she said?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)
touche

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I don't fancy you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)
ahh nostalgia

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Every time you post I hear a rim shot in my head.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)

rim gun
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
You missed a golden opportunity to not make a shit joke here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
we could all learn from it I suppose

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Bye everyone, have lovely bank holidays

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Bye darling, don't forget to wipe front to back.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
YES!!!!! Nakers has flounced!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
You wish old man, you wish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
We all do.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)
ta ra

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I cannot wait to go to Tayyabs tomorrow. It's gonna taste graaa-ate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I want to eat Tayyabs
Once I've done this half marathon I'm gonna have a fucking massive Tayyabs.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I've not been for ages.
Last two times I've ended up in Needoo's due to the ridiculous queues. Not that I'm complaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
oh man id love a tayaabs
My mates moving to islington on Monday i'll take her this month.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
If I ate there every night I wonder if I'd die of a heart attack before I got bored with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Nah, it's totally healthy and good for you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Excellent news!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Where is this Tayyabs of which you speak?
I'm down in dat der London on a course in October. I might check it out.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Aldgate

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Tottenham

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Peckham

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Old Compton Street
The locals call the restaurant 'Trade' because so many chefs eat there. So go up to anyone you see down that street and tell them that's what you're looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Milton Keynes

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Tripoli

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)
You are all frightful cunts.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

www.tayyabs.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Fanks
I'm staying in the Euston area, so it looks like a hop on the Hammersmith line, amirite?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Jawohl

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:42, Reply)

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