he's just using us all to escape the tediousness of his humdrum existence
this morning it was your turn, that's all.

you'll be fine for the wedding. if all else fails, dig out those make-up tips i emailed you for presents to buy for mrs v...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm not concerned about the wedding
if I look blotchy or whatever then so be it.

I've still got a glorious head of hair and a magnificent beard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

you've certainly frightened al away anyway
he has gone off to lick his wounds your spots
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

He's going to have to take a long hard look at himself in the mirror
well, two mirrors.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

a concave mirror

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Darth has a magnificent beard
she's very convincing, I'm told.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Very good

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)