if it writes like an edmund
and sounds like an edmund
and reads like an edmund
and types like an edmund
and postulates like an edmund
and relates stories like an edmund
and gives advice on things like mortgages like an edmund....

it most likely IS an edmund...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

what the fuck's an Edmund?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/performance/post1326583
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

This, I fear, leaves me none the wiser.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

oh come ON, you know who edmund is!!!
the mentalist who keeps coming back, dispensing medical advice despite not being a doctor, asking all the girls out, wanting to take roota to the opera and to fly me to hong kong (and i thought i was so special, little did i know i was one of 200) despite never having met any of us... then it got all over the papers that he was a real life bigamist who went to prison after pretending to be a doctor and somehow getting a stint as an army doctor and operating on some poor sod's hand despite NOT BEING A DOCTOR and fucking it up.... dude! where have you been?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)

It would appear
I've been elsewhere. How interesting. Sorry, I meant, "how mental"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)

It's like a Humphrey but more bigamisty and cock-gazzy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

things like the post above
and the mortgage "advice" swung it for me. opera tickets and cock-gazzes for 137 coming right up...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

it certainly looks like his writing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Ah, a cockgazzer.
Best of all the creepy shut-ins.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

A full-on IRL fantasist
who actually did time for impersonating a doctor.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:30, Reply)