Yes but when I do it it's funny.
Anyway I was hoping for wood puns.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh, dear lord. Not a priapic pun-thread, please ...

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

It's being investigated by special branch

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I think he's just twigged

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Rosmary and Thyme

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Pie in the sky

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

They think it's all apple turnover.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Pork the week

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Pork and Mindy!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

TFI Fried egg.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Yoggart
"thers bin a murrdar"
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Young Dumb and living off chewing gum.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Snog, Curry, Avoid

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Toast (coast)

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Woking with Dinosaurs
EDIT that's Wok-ing, not Woking, which is shit
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

The Eggs files

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

South Parkin.
/proud of that
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

it'll be about 3 more posts before you start with the
"truth fairy is hot. wonder if she's single" shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

You shouldn't be

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

But might be less shit if it had some Dinosaurs?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

You're such a Beech sometimes

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Ah, OK.
Sorry, I mean, ah Oaky. I hadn't twigged. What a plank I am. Stick around and I'll try harder. Wood it be OK if you came back in a minute? I may have to branch out, but if you leaf it to me I'll come up with something.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

please don't!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

are you sycamore tree jokes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

a mahogany all?
(am I hogging them all?)
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

my eyes are actually bleeding
there is blood pouring out of them and onto the keyboard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Poor yew

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

That went against the grain.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Hey - lay off, my bark is worse than my bite.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

oh dear god

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)