I don't have to listen to any of that shit, YOUR LIFE MUST SUCK

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My boss said that to me the other day funnily enough.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Speaking of which does anyone know if Scarpe went all the way with LICs when they were both drunk after a b4sh?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Yes.
For a fact.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I thought it was just rumour really, but Scarpe actually sucked LIC off for half a can of strongbow
I'm not sure who to feel more disappointed with
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Who were the rumoured talk guys that sucked each other off in a train station?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Frank(furter)lin and Mash

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Ally McDonalds

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

The Grey Ham Norton Show

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Friday Night with Jonathon Rice

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

BBC Full English Breakfast

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Home and (take)Away

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

poor show

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

London's (dinner's) Burning

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Who do you think you Artichoke

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

oh that's good, I was trying to think of one for that

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

All of them in one big circle of jerks.
Rory - The Strongbow.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

That really needs to become public property, I have no idea

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Was it you and The Truth Fairy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

After today, I'd gladly suck him off at a train station

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

If you leave now you might just catch him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

simultaneously?
surely someone would have noticed. I mean, I've seen a lot of shit at Waterloo but that would be pretty eye-catching.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

The makers of Strongbow, mainly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

The makers drinkers of Strongbow, mainly.

What's a LiC?

Apart from that I can't confirm or deny anything because, well, frankly, who know's what the fuck I did half the time.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

The Light in Chains poster.
Your Strongbow-fuelled bumlove victim.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Victim is such a harsh word.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Fortunately you refused to leave the bash when I did
on account of the bar still being open.

Fortunately for me, I mean. You got pants pissingly drunk by all accounts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)

... and then sucked you off

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Keep The Home Fries Burning

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)

That sounds like me.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)

The forbidden love of two male internet forum posters

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Scarpe gazzed me mid-coitus from his 'smart phone' to confirm that yes, LiC was shunting his cocoa with gay abandon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)

You were mid-coitus

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I was, with your dear old gran.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Granny? She's alive?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

He didn't say that now, did he?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Not exactly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Mr Stunned?
Y-y-yes?!

Do you have a Gran called Granny Stunned?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)

But h-h-hhhowww?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)