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STOMP, STOMP. PLEASE FUCKING STOMP. Wanky corporate speak - best examples.
Alt: The last thread or a rectal prolapse, which would you prefer?
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I don't have to listen to any of that shit, YOUR LIFE MUST SUCK(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:24,
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Speaking of which does anyone know if Scarpe went all the way with LICs when they were both drunk after a b4sh?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:25,
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I thought it was just rumour really, but Scarpe actually sucked LIC off for half a can of strongbowI'm not sure who to feel more disappointed with
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:28,
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Who were the rumoured talk guys that sucked each other off in a train station?(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
BBC Full English Breakfast(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:35,
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That really needs to become public property, I have no idea(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:31,
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Was it you and The Truth Fairy?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:31,
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If you leave now you might just catch him.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:33,
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simultaneously?surely someone would have noticed. I mean, I've seen a lot of shit at Waterloo but that would be pretty eye-catching.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:36,
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The makers of Strongbow, mainly.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:29,
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The
What's a LiC?
Apart from that I can't confirm or deny anything because, well, frankly, who know's what the fuck I did half the time.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:31,
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The Light in Chains poster.Your Strongbow-fuelled bumlove victim.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:33,
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Fortunately you refused to leave the bash when I didon account of the bar still being open.
Fortunately for me, I mean. You got pants pissingly drunk by all accounts.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:43,
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... and then sucked you off(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:44,
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Keep The Home Fries Burning(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:48,
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The forbidden love of two male internet forum posters(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:26,
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Scarpe gazzed me mid-coitus from his 'smart phone' to confirm that yes, LiC was shunting his cocoa with gay abandon.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:28,
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I was, with your dear old gran.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:31,
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I'd rather suck the diarrhoea from a gibbon's fly-blown, dead anus than read that thread in its entirety.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:30,
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I would welcome the dead gibbons anus onto my wind sock penis rather etc(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
That can be arrangedtell the truthfairy to bend over and you can get started
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:36,
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Not relivent to my interests(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:34,
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My beard is about half way to being able to touch my nose if I stretch it, I've never had a beard this long before I don't think.I think I quite like it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:36,
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Good for you Gonz. It's not getting in your food or anything is it?
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that one was almost goodit's just a pity we had to wade through the torrent of effluent to find the one slightly grubby gem.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:43,
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fucking hell old buddy old palthis place is beyond shit today!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:51,
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Luckily I've been in a steering group meeting all day.But it wasn't worth my bother coming back.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:53,
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I HAVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL AND THUSLY MADE THEM CRY.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:41,
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Oh, I misread what you wrote, the poem goes.Rolly Poley pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:41,
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And _that_ is why they call you the truth fairy.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:46,
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Rum Syllabub-ylon 5(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:46,
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No, but I really like tugging it, it stretches lots of skin at once.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:41,
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Tickles the bumhole, I'd imagine. I don't know, I'd have to try and see. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:47,
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I can vouch for this.*brushes traces of 'fanny' from just below knee*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:49,
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Oh great, now we all know that you and lusty bumped uglies last night and are picturing it (including the smells).Christ, I bet it smelt like an industrial fishing ship dumping it's throw-aways into a public swimming pool.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:53,
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I am not sure Gonz, but I get the impression you are sweet on Lusty?
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I'm not sure how much she's going to like reading your post here, old chap.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:56,
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Plus you have to get up to your knees in that lot(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:56,
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PLUS I take offence at your blasphemy.Seeing as it was your lot that killed him in the first place I think that's in rather poor taste, don't you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:58,
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Fucking Red Sea Pedestrians. Coming over here, murdering the Son of God.
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This could be taken out of contextif people were to put it on the Popular page. Good job we're not cunts, eh?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:45,
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I didn't read what it was replying to, so I'm just gonna assume it's filth(
broadsword, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:46,
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I imagine you look like gentle ben's balls(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:51,
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One that I really can't stand is moving forward / going forwardDunno why, I just want to rub faces against industrial cheese graters whenever I hear it. Still hopefully I'll be able to overcome this irrational hatred moving forward.
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broadsword, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:45,
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mixed grill-as in the mist(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:51,
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One man and his hotdog(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:56,
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I get sick of being asked what something "looks like"on a "granular level".
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"granules, you cunt"is the scientifically correct answer.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:54,
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I get sick of being asked what something "looks like" on a "granules, you cunt" level. (, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)
It's only a teaching onebut "...falls naturally out of the curriculum...". It means 'we're going to give you something else to cram into your lesson time'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:51,
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Haha! That "falling naturally out side the curriculum" shit must be easy for an art teacher though. It's not like it's a proper subject.
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She may well have heard it from mewhen I read some of her shit food puns.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:02,
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hey I've not done as many as other people round hereI just joined in something that was already happenign
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:04,
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...and I am looting your sanity(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:10,
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but all the more delicious for it(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:14,
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it's a fairly popular declaration. Worse when you know the specific thing I teach. I'll give you a clue...your next comment will be "...it's all point and click innit?" or something about cameras taking really good pictures
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:03,
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Actually no. I was unaware they had computers in schools.
This explains alot.
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REVERT.You are not going to 'revert'. You may answer, counter, reciprocate, reply, respond, or retort - but you are NOT going to REVERT. Morons.
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Unless, of course, they do revert.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:58,
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Oh, there's probably some reverting going on somewhere.But a reply (which is what the morons in question refer to) isn't a return to an earlier state of affairs, which is what I always thought that 'revert' meant ...
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You will not be architecting a solutionyou will be designing it, you witless oaf.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:00,
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People who might want me to 'action' somethingare likely to be the same wankers who believe 'party' to be a verb.
Not proper 'Enlish'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:01,
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the party as the verb issue annoys me intently(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:05,
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It's a real teeth-clencher for me too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:07,
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it always reminds me of bad german dance music'Lets partyyyyyyyyy'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:09,
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'we need someone to champion this'I fucking hate that phrase.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:03,
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Fucking 'wonder horse' cunts.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:03,
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you won't do better than this, so stop now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:11,
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We have 'behaviour champions'And what a smug bunch of cunts they are.
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i think i would kill themWhat is their remit?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:11,
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they have whips and loud hailersand are just doing their job
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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I am going to try this place again tomorrow I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:10,
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Would you like to go for a private room for a chat with me instead?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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*puts on the porn music*(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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you say that every day(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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You've finally broken OT with food/TV food punsI hope you are proud
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:32,
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well done?that's rare
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:32,
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