Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine at Brixton in November.
Alt: Not as bent as...um...well...shit, actually I can't think of anything more bent.

edit: No, actually, Baby Wants Candy at The Leicester Square theatre on 10 September. THEN Carter.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Flat cap, t-shirt and braces.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Are you calling Chas and Dave bent?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:44, Reply)

No but I'd be happy to tell them to "give it a rest".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Gertcha.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Bloody flat caps.
A friend of ours turned up in one at the pub a while ago and couldn't understand why we laughed at him. He still didn't quite twig when we explained, "you're not a middle-aged man from Yorkshire. It looks pretentious."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:47, Reply)

"Cuntish" was the word you were after.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:49, Reply)

We pulled that punch - he's not a hipster, after all,
I think he just decided that they seemed to be "in," so he got himself one. So, "shallow and vapid," but he means well.

If, of course, he'd said, "yeah, I'm wearing it ironically. You wouldn't understand," then I'd have felt no compunction about glassing him.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:50, Reply)

i saw a toddler wearing one the other day, he actually looked quite cute

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Psst! Apey! You mis-spelt "bent."

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Calling a toddler bent feels a little nonce-sensical

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Well, perhaps accusing fingers should have been pointed at the disgusting perverts who dressed him that way.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I have a mate like that.
He turned up wearing those stupid drainpipe/parachute trousers that fasten around the ankle.

How we laughed.

Any attempt to say he was wearing them "post-ironically" would have resulted in bloodshed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Turning up dressed like a twat basically gives you two options
1. Have a fucking good story to explain why you have ended up dressed like a twat
2. Bend over, bite down on a stack of beer mats and receive your due mockery like a man

Taking option 3 (or "the third way") and saying you're "doing it ironically" or somesuch other shit means you've come down with a terminal case of being a cunt, and euthanasia is the only kind option.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 17:00, Reply)