Oh you missed a 'classic' day on here today Al.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I just read my thread about the tax dodging stinky pikeys who I've just read have lost their appeal.
What else happened?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Fucked if I know, I've just got here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Hundreds upon hundreds of 'TV programme names with a lame food pun shoehorned in'
Less then ten were of any merit at all.

Guiltiest party: a Mr P. Chomp.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I almost smiled at 'Quornblower'

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:13, Reply)

'Houmous The Tank Engine' was good too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Fine don't mention any of mine.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)

it was worse than an invasion of sock puppets

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Sock puppets on OT?
Shirley not.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:13, Reply)

You know when you were a teenager
and you stay over at someone’s house and there are several of you sleeping in the same room and you have a running joke and eventually you all want to go to sleep but there’s one kid who won’t stop and cannot take a hint until everyone wants to die?

It was like that but without the teenagers or the sleep or the bit where at first it’s funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:16, Reply)

that is exactly what it was like

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:17, Reply)

I've had a flick through some of the threads today and despite me liking a pun or two
I feel glad to have missed it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:10, Reply)

They can't crack 'em like you can, Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I've just been back to have a look.
Dear god the quality was a bit, erm, ITV.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:17, Reply)

What do you suggest I do on the afternoon of your mega bash to keep myself amused.
At the moment, sitting in the pub and reading the paper is winning. Anything worth going to see/do locally?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:18, Reply)

www.visitlondon.com/attractions/

You might be a bit pushed to find something as there's fuck all there, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:19, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:21, Reply)

I'm such a fucking wag, me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Ah NOAH!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:25, Reply)

Hang out with me if you like.
There'll be a little bit of soundchecky tedium but other than that we could go and look at something, ideally a Tayyabs menu or something like that. But I can also do cultural if you'd prefer?

If you'd rather do some solo sightseeing I can give you a list of non-bent options in the area.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Food and beer works for me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Oh man, if you're going to have a tayyabs in teh afternoon
I might come along. And then go home when all the attention seeking spastics come out in the evening.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Good move.
An Internet Hardnuts Convention in the mid-afternoon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Sounds favourite at the moment.
I've yet to sample the food from Tayyabs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Pfft I arrive in the morning

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:27, Reply)

I'm not getting on a train 'till midday.
Which reminds me, I've still not booked my hotel. I'll do that this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I arrive about midday I think

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Pub is always worth a visit

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Arr. But then if there is talk of food as well....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Tayyabs is better than pub.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:24, Reply)

You can drink beer in Tayyabs, but you cannae eat Tayyabs in the pub.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I have to agree with this

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Pubs in London have discovered something new, Jeff.
They're called menus and you can select a variety of consumable items from them, often at a fairly reasonable price. I don't think it'll catch on, personally.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:25, Reply)

I fancy trying Tayyabs.
Part of me hopes it'll be 'fucking shit' so I can mock Monty in the future, although I strongly suspect it'll be lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:27, Reply)