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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm delighted to announce that I have been positively diagnosed with Haemochromatosis today
www.haemochromatosis.org.uk/index.html

Not cureable, but eminently containable.

Check the symptoms bit and if you're worried seek help because if you don't catch it quickly you're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Sorry to hear that.
I bet you're disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Sorry.
On that note I'm Audi.

L80rZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:27, Reply)
I said to the consultant "I'm disappointed"
He said - "You're my O/T hero."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:28, Reply)
Did he then ask you how your hands were and if they needed any special attention TD?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Lost me on that one.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:31, Reply)
If it helps, I'm badly enimic, so if they were going to make a pate out of both our livers, it would taste just right.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:34, Reply)
Oh lol, if anyone else wrote that I'd reply "MEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEM MEEEEEEEE, god, can't let anyone else be ill without you mentioning some shit you've got".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:34, Reply)
The treatment in the short term
Is that I give a pint of extremely iron-rich blood every few weeks and I want to donate it, so hopefully aneamic people will benefit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:37, Reply)
Black pudding?
I wish I was black so when a waitris asks me "Black pudding?" I'd reply "No, it's just a nickname".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:38, Reply)
It pretty much is apparently
I need to find an anaemic girl to swap fluids with.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)
illnesses are bad
but controllable is good
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:36, Reply)
Not a problem
And if it's the worst thing I ever cop for I'll take it.

No more red meat or Guinness for me though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:56, Reply)

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