I've heard Piston poked it into Rachelswipe too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Swipe has higher standards than Piston, surely?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Just repeating what I've heard here.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Who told you that?
It sounds juicy as fuck if it's true.

Which I highly doubt. Rachel is a woman of extremely high standards.

And I get the impression that Piston would shout 'POP UP PIRATE!' at the moment of orgasm. Is that just me that thinks that?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I don't know, maybe they got ridiculously drunk?
The lad's intolerably annoying if you're sober; for that reason alone I can't even imagine him getting that far and to be honest I'm disgusting myself by thinking about it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Sounds dubious.
Does he still do standup?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:37, Reply)

God no.
He nearly died when he saw the video.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:41, Reply)

It is definitely a once in a lifetime performance.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:43, Reply)