I'm on a train to that Newcastle, Monty
if those cunts start those shite excuses for puns again, I'm going Radio Rental and the next time you see me will be on the 10 o'clock news in a stand-off with marksmen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'll be right beside you.
Us bandmates have to stick together, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Fo sho.
You'll never find another triangle player with this level of passion and number of velvet smoking jackets.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I'm in talks with Gauloises regarding a sponsorship deal of our next tour.
I love it when bands who are on their uppers announce a tour of small venues (because no one likes them any more) claiming 'we wanted to play some smaller venues to reconnect with our fans' - of course, you turned down six sold-out nights at the 02 in favour of some shitty clubs. Of course you did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)

The only time I've ever known something like this to happen was at a festival
Korn were shifted down to second stage, after they'd had to cancel at the last minute the year before, so they were making up for it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:51, Reply)

A few years ago AC/DC played a single night at Hammersmith.
It was a 1982 night - £8 tickets and 1982 bar prices. The day before my brother's birthday. Of course, I could not get tickets. Gu-tted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Fucking hell, that would have been fantastic.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Also the a great year for the birth of Apes
that would ahve been brilliant; how much was a pint in 1982?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Except us
we'll never sell out. In fact, we'll have to split up the second anyone professes to like us, as that would make us too mainstream.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:52, Reply)

This is you AICMFP
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:54, Reply)

I see that
and raise you www.explosm.net/comics/2295/
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I considered that one
But the one I posted is in regard to music being too mainstream, so a more accurate response to your point.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I concur.
I just like that one too. Mostly because I know several people like that. Epic cunts, every man.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:11, Reply)

My thoughts exactly

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I thought I'd left them behind in that London
but, no, there are people that ride fixies in Edinburgh. Have you seen Edinburgh? not having gears on your bike here is like deliberately choosing to fight a lion with an air pistol when there's a fucking big machine gun available.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Sadly I've never been to Edinburgh, the only city I've been to in Scotland is Glasgow.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)

It's all about Hawick*




*it's not all about Hawick but that's where my ancestral seat is
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)

hills. All hills. and wind.
Fucking lovely place, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I concur
Fucking freezing biting cold wind.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Definitely.
We're so experimental we don't actually play instruments or turn up at the venues. We're doing the Albert Hall tonight - don't forget.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:54, Reply)

how could I forget?
I don't want to lose the deposit on those two hundred 14 foot high inflatable vaginas after all.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:57, Reply)