Don't be daft, the wedding's not about what you want.
Your best hope is to find a woman whose wedding plans mirror what you want and then marrying her. Because if they don't, you *will* submit.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

this is sadly the truth
I've had it pretty easy really, but just occasionally there has been a hint of crazy woman coming through.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

You're lucky enough to get a woman
whose wishes mirror your own pretty closely.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I am indeed
not just for the wedding either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Oh God, incoming croissants.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

indeed
I just need to find some way of incorporating this stuff into my speech
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I'm pretty good at writing stuff like that and if I knew you personally, I'd offer to do so.
However, I don't. So I won't.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

thanks
I have some content for it, I just need to decide how to actually write it, and how much to write, or whether to give myself headings and wing it. Which is what I normally do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

What I tend to do is write a full speech, but keep it fairly rough
and fill it out on the fly. That way you have a reference of what you mostly intend to say and it still comes off as of the moment.

Nothing ruins a speech more than reading it straight off the page.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

that's pretty much what I intend
I'm hoping that a pressing deadline will make me write it quicker slightly nearer the time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Big Numbers at the top of each paragraph for quick reference

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I will fucking not, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Then I shall accompany you to the pub
after it all gets called off.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Absolutely fine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Booze is the best part of a wedding.
I've been engaged once, but managed to tunnel out of it, tf
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)