Tomorrow I'm just not coming to work because it's my damn birthday
and if I want to spend it sat in front of my Xbox wearing only a thong and wanking like a chimp to the music of T'Pau, then spend it sat in front of my Xbox wearing only a thong and wanking like a chimp to the music of T'Pau I shall.

The following two weeks Ms Foxtrot and I will be in London celebrating her birthday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Two weeks of celebrations in London?
You shall be broke by the end dear boy, utterly broke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Luckily Ms Foxtrot has planned ahead
As it's her big 3-0 she decided we're going to do this properly, got a credit card with 0% on purchases for the first 12 months which we shall pay off between us. How much is a lapdance in Stringfellows these days?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:09, Reply)

£25 maybe?
What are you going to do for two weeks? do you know lots of people down here?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Nah, it's just him and his missus, and me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

*Eiffel Tower fives*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I know I should go to Tayyabs but am thinking the spicy element will put the missus off
What's the best curry house on Brick Lane? Her idea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Don't do it.
They're all terrible. Seriously - and unhygienic too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Oh that's most disappointing
Thank you for the advice. In all seriousness, would a spice-hater find Tayyabs rather off-putting?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I reckon she'll be fine
my co-worker who ate there doesn't like it at all hot, but had no problems.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Is she also a coeliac vegetarian?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Not a vegetarian
I don't know that other word, didn't the Federation fight them once?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Hahaha
The League of Gluten-Intolerant Worlds
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)

We do but will only be seeing a couple of them
Going to the opera, the Royal Ballet, to see Wicked (a friend of ours is a dancer in it so is getting us front-row tickets cheap), possibly Chicago, and doing a load of things that Ms Foxtrot got on Groupon - a Brazilian night, a Cuban night, several Japanese meals, a massage course, one of those professional photo shoots. Plus every museum we can find, various sightseeing tours (guided and unguided), all the cliche things you're supposed to do like go for a curry on Brick Lane etc, and am taking her to The Ivy on her birthday, and for a private dance lesson with Karen Hardy.

Honestly, we've got surprisingly little left in the way of free time already. The woman's appetite for trying new things is voracious.

Tired threesome jokes will be rejected, sadly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Oh I'll make sure I'm not tired for it.
I won't let you down

ETC.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Volunteers for the pre-City drink tour and Tayyabs.
With my birthday twin. (How fucking gay!)

No offence Darth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Good boy.
(yes, hugely gay)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)

ROH used to be a client of mine, lovely people
?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Perhaps you should take her up the Oxo tower?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I could probably get away with suggesting that
She won't get the reference
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)

And all you're doing to celebrate your birthday is have a wank and play Xbox games?
Hardly seems fair. Also, those photoshoot things - they will try and shaft you utterly on the photos. My sister and I did one just for lols and they tried to sell us 15 prints for £1000...we finally got them down to 24 photos for £300, I think.
(berk, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Never underestimate the value of a really good wank
Or a really good session of Fifa 11. Am open to other suggestions

EDIT: I should say that we're doing something on September 8th to celebrate my birthday, Ms Foxtrot won't tell me what it is though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I read that as berk haggling them down to £300 by including a really good wank
which sounds like she was still ripped off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)