I love birthdays.
When it's mine I like to ham it up as much as I can. This year my mates bought me six giant 'BIRTHDAY BOY' badges that I had to wear all pinned to my jacket, they were each different sizes ranging from the size of a saucer to the size of a dinner plate. Cos we're nuts like that. Fuck knows where they got them from, I looked like a slightly off kilter nonce. I've got a picture knocking about somewhere.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

caution everyone, KER-RRRRAZY person alert!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)

just wacky
not mentally retarded
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I'm so wacky I spell it W@kk1

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Sometimes I wear my pants outside of my trousers to elevate the levels of nuttiness.
Only when it's really required though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)