Is it 5pm yet?
I'll be spending the weekend doing some final tip runs with the old run down car before trading it in for a nice new shiny one. The problem with buying a nice new shiny car is that I might have to clean it and all the rest of that boring shit. All my other cars were shitheaps so I've never bothered before.

Alt: Might be a laugh. If I could bring the wife and kids with me the pressure would be more on Gonz.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

£10 will get the local Polish car wash to clean it inside and out in twenty minutes.
Don't be such a skinflint.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

If you pay twenty they wax it too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

fifty and their sister sucks you off

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Make it £100 and they do it themselves

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

My eyes are opened to a whole new world
If only I'd thought to clean my car sooner
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

*new car fives*
Getting my 1st ever brand new car this lunchtime. Woo.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)