Well, It is Friday morning, and the weather is fine. Weekend is looming etc.
What are you up to?

I'm off to Oundle to see a chum's second hand book shop, which will be fun. He better give me a discount.

Alt: Just how long do you think you could live in Gonz's home, without suffering a nervous breakdown?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:14, 17 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Off down to the wilds of Yorkshire again for a christening and general iPad2 setup
Alt:
It sounds fucking ace actually! I could totally live there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I'm sure it would start fantastic,
He's practically offering to feed you for half the week, and you can borrow all his tech stuff.

But I fear it would overload my brain in a few weeks.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Is it 5pm yet?
I'll be spending the weekend doing some final tip runs with the old run down car before trading it in for a nice new shiny one. The problem with buying a nice new shiny car is that I might have to clean it and all the rest of that boring shit. All my other cars were shitheaps so I've never bothered before.

Alt: Might be a laugh. If I could bring the wife and kids with me the pressure would be more on Gonz.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:20, Reply)

£10 will get the local Polish car wash to clean it inside and out in twenty minutes.
Don't be such a skinflint.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

If you pay twenty they wax it too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

fifty and their sister sucks you off

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Make it £100 and they do it themselves

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

My eyes are opened to a whole new world
If only I'd thought to clean my car sooner
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

*new car fives*
Getting my 1st ever brand new car this lunchtime. Woo.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I
am wishing I had taken the day off to take my niece to the beach with my brother for what could well be the last good day of the year.

I am looking forward to watching Southend United tomorrow and probably The Inbetweeners in teh evening.

Alt: it sounds fine, but I'd make him shut the bathroom door before taking a shit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)

He should have two bathrooms, with individual locks.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Just make Gonz shit in a bucket by his bed
It's the fairest way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

As long as his bed is at the end of the garden, that works for me.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I shall be doing fuck all this weekend I suspect
I went out for a curry last night, the Royal Bengal is 2 minutes walk away and got a good review when I googled Indian Restaurants near [postcode]. The brush their Shami Kebabs with egg so it has a crispy omeletty style coating which I really liked. And the Royal Bengal Special was quite tasty.

Being the only person in the place was a bit disconcerting, but it was 8pm on a Thursday. I suspect it gets a bit more crowded later on.

Alt: I would teach Gonz the MEANING of messy. It would be hard to tell my old place from a squat inhabited by crackheads with low self-esteem, which is why I have a cleaner in my new place, just to force me to pick up after myself every fortnight.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I'm thinking of getting a cleaner too.
At the moment, an archeologist would be more appropriate.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Believe me, I used to be so bad it was rediculous, like, proper real-not-joking get-sectioned type of living.
I once got a really bad stomach, went to my mums, two weeks later was under the knife having major surgery, 4 months later come back to the flat. I had to buy a new fridge and cutler because everything went off.

NEVER going back to that style of living.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I hear you
Part of why I moved is to get a fresh start and develop new good habits. When I first moved in I had a lodger/housemate who negotiated to pay less if she cleaned and cooked regularly - so I never developed my own cleaning routines. When she moved out I was screwed.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)