what cunts.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I know.
A saxo....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)

It was all I could afford at the time.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)

if only you'd had a van...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

And with that, I'm off up the street to get a new watch battery.
Laters.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I'm going to take that as a euphamism for botty sex
because it's 4pm on a friday and I can.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

is it?
Fuck me, I've done chuff all today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)

have a dangerwank
then you'll feel like you've achieved something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, Reply)

how do you know i'm not having one right now?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Oh, touche.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I know.
The stress was a right fucker. The buyer's solicitor then rang me on Thursday lunchtime asking why I was still there as their clients were supposed to be moving in then. It's fair to say that my normally calm and reasonable persona deserted me at that point as I tore several strips from them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)