in that case you'd never be able to stick to a diet of juice and laxatives anyway.
the best advice is to stop worrying about it and enjoy yourself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

true
i'd just gotten all psyched up to do this detox. went online to find a healthstore that sold the right kind of maple syrup. read the farting warning.

panicked.

you guys have now cured me of the idea!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

detox is a stupid idea for gullible idiots.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Let's face it hon.
We are just the shape we are and nothing but hard work and misery can alter that.
( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

wrong.
I've got slim by eating whatever I want and smoking pot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)