You're taking laxatives
Now, I would expect someone who has been proven to be as intelligent as you to know what a laxative does, but since you apparently don't let me explain it, it makes everything in your bowels go straight through and out of your anus. You can try and stop it, but you won't be able to for very long. Normal people can let out a fart when they need a shit, you just explained that this is impossible when you are taking these laxatives, consequently, you are losing control of your normal bowel function. Your bowel functions are, if you will, uncontrolled. Ergo, your shitting is uncontrollable.

You might have enough notice to get to a toilet, but you can't stop it for very long.

And if you knew anything about dieting using laxatives etc. you would also know that you do not lose 20lbs and then keep 10 of those pounds off, people who use extreme dieting techniques put the weight back on and usually more to boot.

Only people who lose weight the sensible way by changing their lifestyle to one with lower fat foods, less alcohol and more exercise actually keep the weight off.

And don't kid yourself it leaves you with better skin, that's what is commonly known as a lie.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i'm looking at beyonce, who swears by it
and i'm looking at your picture on fb.

guess which makes the more compelling argument.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I suspect that if she were being truthful
she would swear by her personal trainer, her dietician, her professional makeup artists etc.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Also, genetics.

( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Also, she's a singer
she's not a biologist or a healthcare professional so why on earth would her opinion make any difference?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

There are famous people that endorse homeopathic suger pills.
They're attractive, therefore it must work.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

You think I look like a baby Llama?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)