You fucking rebel you.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I know, I can't help myself sometimes.
Today, for instance, there are still dishes from last night that remain unwashed because I can't be arsed to switch the water heater on.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I removed all my doorhandles in 1996, whilst decorating.
They are still in the same box, I couldn't be arsed to replace them.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

You really do things differently in the north, don't you?
Here I simply turn on the "hot tap" and hot water comes out immediately.
We also have a toilet and washing facilities "plumbed in" in their own dedicated room in the house, to save that unpleasant walk to the end of the back yard.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

A toilet in the lounge.
That would be luxury.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Alas, we don't have a combi boiler.
And I'm not forking out for one when the boiler we have is in good working order. And believe it or not, all of our facilities are indoors.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I bet the neighbours think you're dead posh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

They have exactly the same facilities, believe it or not.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Aww why won't you play along with my northern stereotyping?
Oh... it's because it isn't very funny, isn't it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Sorry, I normally would but I'm not really in the fettle.
And it's just started pissing down, just as the washing machine has clicked off. Bastards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)