I swear I replied to this just now.
There is a show on the telly called "4 ingredients" with some australian girl doing cooking. She's the most terrible cook I've seen on telly, she doesn't even compare to someone who's bad at cooking at home. She made some mushroom risotto by sortaying down mushrooms, then adding rice, and then the stock. No onions, no garlic, the mushrooms in with the rice stock. Looked like a shitty rice dish. Then another dish she did was a tin of tomarto soup poured over pasta topped with cheese and baked in the oven.... If she can get a show, then so can I.

I'm shit hot and making things on the internet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:43, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Every single thing I've seen the 'Barefoot Contessa' cook looks inedible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I reckon she's made a lot of stuff that I'd like, but lots of her food are simply expensive ingredients in catoring size... that is completely unachieavble in the average home.
I don't think she's ever made a meal for 2 people before without leftovers, let alone 1.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Plus I bet she has a smelly minge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I bet she likes a good old scratch on the fanny lips, you know, the kind where they get really sweaty so you pull them to get a good surfice for rubbing a spork up and down.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I also bet this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I bet the gunk that gets on it is also catoring sized.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I used to cook like that when I was a student.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Oh god, I shit you not, she's making pizza with marshmellows, ham, peppers, bbq sauce and some other random ingredients.
FUCKING MARSHMILLOWS
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Dude you'd do that, don't feign outrage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

BBQ sauce has no place on my pizza.
It's far too sweet.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Fucking hell, that's just embarrassing.
I think you and Adam Richman should join up, and do a show together. Your passion for cooking at his passion for eating would make it fantastic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I took an ex of mine out to a local restaurant once.
She ordered risotto - it was hilarious. The portion would have fed three people comfortably, and was made with long grain rice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Oh what the FUCK is this?
4ingredients.com.au/_webapp_828844/Baked_Ravioli
4ingredients.com.au/_webapp_828854/Pot_Pie
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Is she actually fucking kidding?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

OK, this is the current one, I promise you, I'm not lying.
1) Minced Meat
2) Chilli Con Carn Spice Mix
3) Tinned Tomartos
4) Tinned kidney beans.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

And this woman gets paid to do this?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)

She's no Nigella.
*Pervs over the voluptous Ms. Lawson*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Nigella is rather tasty, I agree

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)

http://images.google.com/search?q=nigella%20lawson&biw=1280&bih=683&tbm=isch
Yes. I would.
She'd have you for breakfast mate.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Fine by me.
Pretty good way to go, really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Yup =(
and apparently she has quite a following too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Fucking hell, that's just ridiculous.
I understand that maybe she's seen as doing cooking for those who don't have a clue, but in this case it seems to be a case of the blind leading the blind.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:06, Reply)