One of my facebook friends has just put a message up wishing her four year old son a really good first day at school tomorrow.
This makes me wonder:
1. does her four year old son read facebook, and
2. does she think the rest of us care?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

^ This is why I don't 'Facebook' anymore.
I don't give a fuck that you've baked cupcakes. Or that you've taken your kids to a party.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I think she's the only one of my friends
who thinks we're interested in the outcome of her breeding.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)

So why do you think OT care?
(and yes, I have been drinking!)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:54, Reply)

because you love me
and if I care, YOU care.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)

You seem to have mistaken me for someone else.
This is Jeff. JeffTheDogFucker.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:58, Reply)

You know how to hurt, Jeff.
*sobs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Generally I'd go for the Chinese burn, or I'd pinch you DEAD HARD on the arm.
That's pain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I bruise like a peach.
I have a very low pain threshold.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Never mind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:10, Reply)

that bugs me
like when people tell their significant other they love them on fb, I'm like "tell them in person you douche!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:54, Reply)

You should post that on Facebook.
Irony posting. It could catch on.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)

it's too close to
passive aggressive posting and that's pretty annoying too, like vaguebooking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Evenin' Captain!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:59, Reply)

oh hai!
I've been here for ages you know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I'm going to bed in a minute. This week is gonna be a long one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)

same here
you probably shouldn't have started it by drinking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Snap!
*Hasn't got the Power*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I'm sure you don't want to read this
But I lobbed up the chicken butty I had for lunch about 20 minutes ago.

I knew it was wrong when I was eating it but I scoffed the lot and I'm feeling a damned sight better now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)

had it gone off?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:27, Reply)

It's gone off now

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)