The comic genius that isn't 'Mike woz ere' of humour legends 'talk'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:30, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That is untrue.
Dekionplexis 333 posted the willy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:32, Reply)

Plural.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:32, Reply)

It was the same willy, just loads of times

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:33, Reply)

And what a willy it was.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:34, Reply)

really?
looks about average to me...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I felt sorry for the poor little fellow, personally.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Hahaha, yeah, hahaha, yeah, if my willy was like that I'd be ashamed at how SMALL it is.
I'd be like "Oh man, my penis is tiny, I had better not take a photo of it".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

do you think he/she/it has a stash of gay porn ready for just such an occasion?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:33, Reply)

Who said it was gay?
He could be on his own. There could be a lady just out of the frame.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:35, Reply)

ok fair point
but we can agree it is porn right?

and assuming he is a bloke that makes the porn gay. If he were a woman it would not be. It's conditional.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Doesn't matter who posted it.
It's an erect penis on a nudey man. It is not identified as for the gay or straight market. Anyone who likes hard willies on nudey men will see it as their porn.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:40, Reply)

but it's well known that women don't like looking at porn...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I'm getting married in 4 days
this seems unreal
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Is this the start of a musical number?
If so, I'm dusting off my tap shoes and broom.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)

it is.
someone will be wheeling in the moving staircase in a minute
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Yerse.
Here, have this horse shoe from me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:50, Reply)

much obliged

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Bleedin hell young Vippers.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:48, Reply)

I know right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Does that mean all pictures of nudely ladies
touching their frou-frous are lesbian porn, then? Cos if that's the case I've looked at a lot of lesbian porn. Perhaps I'm a lesbian?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Innit.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)

based on what I've said
if you were a woman it would be lesbian porn
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:48, Reply)

speculating on Dekion's sex, let alone his sexual preference, is futile.
He probably thinks he's a hermaphrodite squirrel or something.

I totally see your point, but it doesn't of itself convey a specific market to the picture.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:51, Reply)

yeah I know.
I'm just trying to weasel my way out of it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:52, Reply)

weasel porn.
Kinky.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I'm with you on this one.
I think Vipros is trying to tell us something at the 11th hour, before he ties the knot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)

naa, I agree with you
but rather than come out and say it I was trying to explain it away with some more-or-less nonsense.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Dekion is just a fucking stupid cunt.
Don't blame talk for him. That'd be like blaming this place for Bert.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Is there a massive thread missing from last night?
The one where I was "debating" liberal intelligentsia with Toryboy?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Can't remember who startd the thread and what the subject was. Originally, I mean.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)

rswipe.
It was about that bunny boiler mate of hers who shagged some guy at a wedding and then stalked him after he did one in the morning while she was still asleep.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Oh yeah.
Why's she deleted that?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)

need to ask her I expect
or ask Al
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Oh fucking hell
did it kick off again?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Not as far as I know.
I thought that thread was over.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:54, Reply)

I suppose she might have decided to delete it
On the off-chance her mate stalked her to here. Shame, I wanted to see how Toryboy responded after I left work. I'm veering back to him being a sockpuppet again now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:56, Reply)

BELEEV

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I still think he's just an idiot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I'm just speculating

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:55, Reply)

It's only a bit of night willy.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:36, Reply)

It's always been one of the only seriously enforced rules anywhere on b3ta
do NOT post porn unless you clearly identify it as porn.

He's just a trolling attention seeking cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:38, Reply)

In the middle of the niiiight, I go walking in my sleeeep

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:39, Reply)

l n

obvious strikethrough is obvious.

Also, middle of the night is irrelevant. All my computers are work computers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Well all our computers are belong to the user-generated content of b3ta, which is full of nutters.
We asked for it. Sometimes no doesn't mean no.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:42, Reply)

nah, I disagree
there are very few rules here and that is one of them. No stealth porn. It's unforgivable. This isn't fucking 4chan.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Well, would you trust the stable minds round here to observe that?
Always be vigilant. It could happen to you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Nobody mods this place, last night shows what mentals will get up to due to rob not giving a fuck

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:37, Reply)

what happened?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Gnome thread is full of pictures of cock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:41, Reply)

oh right, I thought something else happened

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Talk got flooded by whorsepower having a breakdown

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Oh, ANOTHER one?
this is why I've almost given up on /talk. 90% of the posts are from 3 or 4 attention-seeking OMFGMentals having lolwaki breakdowns who then hypocritically moan about /QOTW being full of attention-seekers. There isn't even enough iron in the world for the level of irony. And it used to be so much better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:47, Reply)

He's made Mikes list, so err yeah

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)

true enough I suppose.
if he'd done that on /board, ever, or /talk up to a couple of years ago he'd have had several new anuses torn for him. I just don't know any more.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:39, Reply)

but you are OT's super mod, amirite?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Well yeah it's all hush hush and in the works, I'm still waiting on the whiney gazzez of complaint and self pity

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)

gazzed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Fair enough, I take it back.
I like some of the /talk lot actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Kristine and Gonz?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)

r0salicious as well.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)

not seen her for a while

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Dr Preference is excellent too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)

and Undulating Tentacles of Love

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I understand he's not on there any more
but Donkey Gums is a sterling fellow as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)

A lot of the good ones have deserted
But Dr Shambolic, Flapjack, Blue Star, FoldsFive to name just a few are all excellent. Even AB is really a lot better you guys think, and (yes I know it's a cliche) a splendid guy in real life. When his meds and the lunar cycle align, Baldmonkey is actually really funny.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)

don't have a problem with AB at all.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I've never had a bad word to say about Amorous Badger.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)

ah, righto
my mistake.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Baldmonkey is a cunt.
That is all.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)