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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I wish Mike wozn't here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:23, 178 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
ohhh shnookums, are you Mr Grumpyface today?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:26, Reply)
Not at all, snugglebuns.
There's nothing I like more than looking at GAY FUCKING PORN on my work computer. I simply love it. I mean, why on earth wouldn't I? I cannot think of a single reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:27, Reply)
snugglebuns? *snorts*
I WISH I had good snuggle buns. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:36, Reply)
who posted that?
I didn't scroll far enough to see
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:29, Reply)
The comic genius that isn't 'Mike woz ere' of humour legends 'talk'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:30, Reply)
That is untrue.
Dekionplexis 333 posted the willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:32, Reply)
Plural.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:32, Reply)
It was the same willy, just loads of times

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:33, Reply)
And what a willy it was.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:34, Reply)
really?
looks about average to me...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:42, Reply)
I felt sorry for the poor little fellow, personally.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:51, Reply)
Hahaha, yeah, hahaha, yeah, if my willy was like that I'd be ashamed at how SMALL it is.
I'd be like "Oh man, my penis is tiny, I had better not take a photo of it".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)
do you think he/she/it has a stash of gay porn ready for just such an occasion?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:33, Reply)
Who said it was gay?
He could be on his own. There could be a lady just out of the frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:35, Reply)
ok fair point
but we can agree it is porn right?

and assuming he is a bloke that makes the porn gay. If he were a woman it would not be. It's conditional.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:37, Reply)
Doesn't matter who posted it.
It's an erect penis on a nudey man. It is not identified as for the gay or straight market. Anyone who likes hard willies on nudey men will see it as their porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:40, Reply)
but it's well known that women don't like looking at porn...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:41, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:42, Reply)
I'm getting married in 4 days
this seems unreal
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:43, Reply)
Is this the start of a musical number?
If so, I'm dusting off my tap shoes and broom.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)
it is.
someone will be wheeling in the moving staircase in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:48, Reply)
Yerse.
Here, have this horse shoe from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:50, Reply)
much obliged

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Bleedin hell young Vippers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:48, Reply)
I know right?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)
Does that mean all pictures of nudely ladies
touching their frou-frous are lesbian porn, then? Cos if that's the case I've looked at a lot of lesbian porn. Perhaps I'm a lesbian?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)
based on what I've said
if you were a woman it would be lesbian porn
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:48, Reply)
speculating on Dekion's sex, let alone his sexual preference, is futile.
He probably thinks he's a hermaphrodite squirrel or something.

I totally see your point, but it doesn't of itself convey a specific market to the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:51, Reply)
yeah I know.
I'm just trying to weasel my way out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:52, Reply)
weasel porn.
Kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)
I'm with you on this one.
I think Vipros is trying to tell us something at the 11th hour, before he ties the knot.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)
naa, I agree with you
but rather than come out and say it I was trying to explain it away with some more-or-less nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:55, Reply)
Dekion is just a fucking stupid cunt.
Don't blame talk for him. That'd be like blaming this place for Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:35, Reply)
Is there a massive thread missing from last night?
The one where I was "debating" liberal intelligentsia with Toryboy?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:35, Reply)
Can't remember who startd the thread and what the subject was. Originally, I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)
rswipe.
It was about that bunny boiler mate of hers who shagged some guy at a wedding and then stalked him after he did one in the morning while she was still asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:48, Reply)
Oh yeah.
Why's she deleted that?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)
need to ask her I expect
or ask Al
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Oh fucking hell
did it kick off again?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)
Not as far as I know.
I thought that thread was over.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:54, Reply)
I suppose she might have decided to delete it
On the off-chance her mate stalked her to here. Shame, I wanted to see how Toryboy responded after I left work. I'm veering back to him being a sockpuppet again now.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:56, Reply)
BELEEV

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:57, Reply)
I still think he's just an idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)
I'm just speculating

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:55, Reply)
It's only a bit of night willy.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:36, Reply)
It's always been one of the only seriously enforced rules anywhere on b3ta
do NOT post porn unless you clearly identify it as porn.

He's just a trolling attention seeking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:38, Reply)
In the middle of the niiiight, I go walking in my sleeeep

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:39, Reply)

l n

obvious strikethrough is obvious.

Also, middle of the night is irrelevant. All my computers are work computers.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:40, Reply)
Well all our computers are belong to the user-generated content of b3ta, which is full of nutters.
We asked for it. Sometimes no doesn't mean no.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:42, Reply)
nah, I disagree
there are very few rules here and that is one of them. No stealth porn. It's unforgivable. This isn't fucking 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:43, Reply)
Well, would you trust the stable minds round here to observe that?
Always be vigilant. It could happen to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:45, Reply)
Nobody mods this place, last night shows what mentals will get up to due to rob not giving a fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:37, Reply)
what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:38, Reply)
Gnome thread is full of pictures of cock.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:41, Reply)
oh right, I thought something else happened

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:42, Reply)
Talk got flooded by whorsepower having a breakdown

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:43, Reply)
Oh, ANOTHER one?
this is why I've almost given up on /talk. 90% of the posts are from 3 or 4 attention-seeking OMFGMentals having lolwaki breakdowns who then hypocritically moan about /QOTW being full of attention-seekers. There isn't even enough iron in the world for the level of irony. And it used to be so much better.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:47, Reply)
He's made Mikes list, so err yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)
true enough I suppose.
if he'd done that on /board, ever, or /talk up to a couple of years ago he'd have had several new anuses torn for him. I just don't know any more.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:39, Reply)
but you are OT's super mod, amirite?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:41, Reply)
Well yeah it's all hush hush and in the works, I'm still waiting on the whiney gazzez of complaint and self pity

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)
gazzed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:45, Reply)
Fair enough, I take it back.
I like some of the /talk lot actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:44, Reply)
Kristine and Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)
r0salicious as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)
not seen her for a while

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:51, Reply)
Dr Preference is excellent too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)
and Undulating Tentacles of Love

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:56, Reply)
I understand he's not on there any more
but Donkey Gums is a sterling fellow as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)
A lot of the good ones have deserted
But Dr Shambolic, Flapjack, Blue Star, FoldsFive to name just a few are all excellent. Even AB is really a lot better you guys think, and (yes I know it's a cliche) a splendid guy in real life. When his meds and the lunar cycle align, Baldmonkey is actually really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)
don't have a problem with AB at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)
I've never had a bad word to say about Amorous Badger.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)
ah, righto
my mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Baldmonkey is a cunt.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Ignore is your friend.
What an absolutely shitty day it is. Wind, rain and another eight hours of tedium.

Beelzebub take me now!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:32, Reply)
OK I'll be round in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:33, Reply)
*draws pentagram round bed*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:34, Reply)
Which one are you?
www.todmordennews.co.uk/community/garden_party_celebrates_three_charities_good_work_1_3734352

That looks like some party
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:34, Reply)
I'm the one second from the front in the black top.
That's my best top that is.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:38, Reply)
There should be two more in that photo but you appear to have eaten them.
It looks like a right lezzer convention
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:41, Reply)
84% of women in my area are lezzers.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)
I can see why!
The Todmorden News is a goldmine, I must look in on it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:51, Reply)
I'm gonna proper kick off if it don't stop raining.
I need to go to Spitalfields and I ain't doing it in the rain.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:37, Reply)
shit, have you got rabies?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:54, Reply)
He's got 'gaybies' - picked it up in Vauxhall.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:02, Reply)
I wish your mum was here
static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/08/4e4b552dbef16.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:33, Reply)
My mum is here.
Her login is Dekionplexis 333.

:((((
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:35, Reply)
I've got an interview later
I'm absolutely shitting myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:34, Reply)
Good news.
Interviewers love an applicant who reeks of faeces.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:36, Reply)
Metaphorically, you oaf.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Make sure you clean yourself up before you go in.
*bow-tie spins round*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:37, Reply)
Getting your Eastenders characters mixed up here Bal

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:42, Reply)
Oops sorry, I forgot, no porn...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:43, Reply)
that's not exactly pron
more "niche"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)
The thought of mike Reid's 'niche' is putting me off my toast

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)
I'd like to see anyone try and argue that this isn't gay porn.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)
From a certain perspective
my entire life is gay porn. Especially the bumming men parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)
I thought I recognised you in Fire a couple weeks back.
I would have said hello but you looked really into the Euro trance music.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)
When I get my gay on there's no stopping me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)
There's nothing gay about bumming men, though.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)
I must be doing it wrong then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)
You're wearing a monocle, a pith helmet and giant mustache while your'e doing it, aren't you?
It's not gay if you do it like that. Dates back to the days of the Empire so a man could bugger any young coolie he felt like without any of that silly scandal nonsense wrecking his career.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Correct.
Character-building stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)
We should exchange a firm, manly handshake and a "harrumph"
and then hope our eyes don't accidentally meet again as we carry on spit-roasting the young sepoy.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Quite so, quite so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

sepoy ToryBoy
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Careful there
You might cause theluggage to pop up and start banging on about his Freefair porn
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Please God no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

+e out
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)
doesn't contain a sexual organ of any kind
isn't simulating sex. Therefore isn't porn. case closed.

Doesn't stop it being NSFAeating, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Mike Reid was a complete 'sexual organ' I would imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)
What about the moana lisa's susggestive smile?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Tell you what.
That Sons of Anarchy show ain't half good. Started yesterday, already on episode eight. Get on it, folks.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Sorry, but until the fuckwits learn how to pronounce "Anarchy"
then I'm not touching it with yours.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:02, Reply)
how do they say it?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)
An - Ark - ee.
but with the fucking pauses.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)
the cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)
That’s what happens when you are forced to learn your mother tongue from Sex Pistols records.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)
I WANNNAAAAA BEEEEEEEEEEEE .......
gramatically correct
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:20, Reply)
How do they say it?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)
'AWFUL'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)
It's really good.
I'm so happy I've found a show to watch, I've been drifting round like an empty soul since I finished Arrested Development. Which is the funniest sitcom ever, by the way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Technically this is correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)
NO, JUST TAKING A SHIT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)
NO, WITH A SPOON!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)
The gnomes made me lol, the man with the penis on display would have gotten me in trouble if I didn't close the window quick enough.
Dekion is the only person on b3ta who I've wanted actually banned. Please can you all use the MailUs feature?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)
The what, old boy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)
This one
www.b3ta.com/mailus/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)
So we should report the porn, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)
Dekion is a cunt, but I aint no snitch

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)
He could at least have posted breasts instead

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)
Yes,
rather hung for tits than a cock, as the saying goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)
I'm always saying that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Me too. Most days, at least once or twice.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:00, Reply)

(   \   )   (   /   )
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Hmm my tits look a bit wonky

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:01, Reply)
You need a better bra

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Will you buy me one?
I fancy something red and frilly
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)
The tit-holster is in the post to you sir

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)
*brand new over the shoulder boulder holder FIVES*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Dekion is a proper real life offline mental, always doing all those pictures of nazi and gore isn't right in the head.
I don't see it as grassing up a snitch, but getting a troll banned for the lols.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)
I agree
There aren't many rules on here, and he broke one of the most fundamental ones. He is a fud.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Or you could, y'know, ignore him and just go about your day

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)
I imagine this place could be quite dull if you ignore all the naughty people

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)
This is true, think I see about one post every couple of hours on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)
No, because then I can't see the response, that quite a few times references me, and I should have a right to see if someone mentions me on here.
If you ignore someone, they only go away to you, they don't go away full-stop.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Hang on, are you saying when people reply to pictures of big erect willies they mention you?
You must be packing a monster in your pants.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Only if you're implying that is the only thing he's ever posted.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I'm just trying to start a rumour that you've got a frankly enormous todger

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Why do they reference you, Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)
He's talked to me loads of times on /talk, replying to my posts with gore and nazi related stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Good morning
I was just about to post something then realised that Gonz had said it for me. Apart from the MailUs thing, no idea what that's about, but it sounds sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Morning, kidders.
i haven't looked in the gnome thread, is it still full of cocks posting cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)
No, it's full of pictures of bunny rabbits and kittens

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Awww
I'm going to go have a look RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Don't lie.
You're half-blind from wanking yourself to a bloody stump over the cocks since 4am.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Sorry Monty, I have you on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I'd reply to this but
a) I've flounced and
b) I have you on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Sorry Monty
I can't see your posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Has Kroney posted here, anyone?
I have no idea, seeing as he's on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)
The only response I can see here is Broadsword's
I might be missing something good. I have no idea, Monty's on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)
LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)
All I can hear is the wind in the trees

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)
WOOHOO I'M NOT ON IGNORE
Take THAT Monty
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Awwwwww all of t3h cocks are gone
how am I going to get fired now?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Get your cock out
and run around the office shouting the lord's prayer?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Sorry, I'm not religious
and I always have my cock out
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Use your imagination, man.
Waggle it in your boss' face while reciting excerpts from The God Delusion
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)
I'm sure you'll think of something

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)
....and the skyyy is greyyyyy (and the sky is grey)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)
I went for a waaaaaaaaank...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Ever heard Baby Huey and the Babysitters' instrumental version of that?
It's fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Of course he hasn't. Nobody apart from the 12 people who happened to be in a small, unremarkable Jazz club
in Islington on a wet, November Tuesday in 1982 heard it. Of which you were one. At the age of 9. This is because you are Monty and have the ultimate hipster music snobbery.

Not that I saw you post this because etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)
I likes this.
First smile of a wet day goes to Kroney.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I haven't, but I'll look it up...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

n l

Reverse strikethrough!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

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