I don't tend to lose things much, but my wife lost her handbag whilst on holiday this year
Due to a combination of heat and large measures she managed to get absolutely spackered after two drinks at a local bar that was about ten minutes staggering distance from our hotel. We left as soon as I noticed how far gone she was but it took a while longer this time what with propping up the swaying loontard that my wife had transformed into.

On making it back to the hotel complex the discovery was made. No bag. Meaning no room keys, euros, credit cards, driving licence etc. So I jettison the baggage and race back to the bar, checking in every place we'd been that evening before returning to the hotel defeated.

It was then I remembered she had paid a visit to the little lush room in reception on our way back. I managed to rope a female guest into going in to check for it for me. After a couple of seconds she returned holding the bag and I dropped to one knee and proposed to her such was my relief.

The only other time I've seen her that drunk before was after a whole hell of a lot more than two drinks. I'd had the same and I was fine.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If indeed she was drunk

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Just admit it, you spiked her drink.
This is the only way that a married man can have sex.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)

If not for our kids being in close proximity for the majority of the holiday..
..we would've been at it like rabbits. It's amazing what shedding all the home/work stress can do for your sex life.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)

+ milkman
Soz
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

*checks reality*

Hmm, nope, not in a Robin Askwith movie

*sigh of relief*
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*hears faint slidewhistle in the distance*
*spinning top keeps spinning*

/inceptionsofamilkman
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)