I'm going to see you soon
Towards the end of the course, 200m from the finishing line, there's a side street that, as shown by photographs of the past 5 years, is never closed for the marathon. As you jog by, all sweaty and exhausted, I will drive out in your van and run you over.

I will also have had a wank in your van.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

This is totally motivating me to run better.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)

You'll be too exhausted to remember that side street.
BOOM! WankVanSlam!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I'm going to do everything in my power to bring the term "WankVanSlam" into common parlance.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I edited my post to accomodate your surperior phrasing

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

The Sweet's disturbingly sticky follow-up single
edit: for those too young - www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF9cUmT_IGs
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)