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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am going to Wemberly to see England tonight.
What are you doing in your pathetic little hovels, except bumping uglies and spawning lots of little drains on society?

Alt: Lennon or McCartney?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:27, 225 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Cleaning my oven.
And a lot of the rest of the flat. And getting drunk on hot toddys.
My cold has pretty much gone but I like them.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Stick a couple of crushed up paracetomol in it.
You'll sleep like Rip Van Winkle.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Vanilla Ice?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Cooking MC's like a pound of bakin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I've only got capsules so I just neck them.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Got to be crushed, with Whiskey like.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Appreciate this is also shit. At least it's a new thread.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I can see England just by looking out of my window.
Probably crocheting.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
No Blousola.
I'll be watching the England Team take on the "beast of the field" at Association Football.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
complete with both team's missing links
Rooney and Bale. They might just as well get the two of them to have a tyre-swing-off and save the bother.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)
England's crocheting?
I was not aware of that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Lots of injuries at the moment. It's a PATCHWORK side.
Oh fuck I wish I hadn't bothered.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Well done. REALLY.
I think you've COVERED it.

Hahahahahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Are you trying to NEEDLE me?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Don't be an old sew and sew.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)
You should QUILT while you're ahead

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Not many people have COTTONed onto this subthread
And that's no bad thing.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I'm going round Yeti's to take drugs in silence.
Alt: Macca - someone's beaten me to killing Lennon, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Haha.
Have some for me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:32, Reply)
I'll have some for everyone here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I wonder if there can be 2 Yetis....
Is your Yeti a bouncer? If so he might be an aquaintance of a friend of mine
/small world (only it's probably not)
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
In that case
it could be the Yeti I know. Except she's a cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Or the Yeti I know
Except he's actually a yeti.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I'm sorting through clothes
ebaying and giving away some of them as a motivator.

Alt: They were both terminal cunts. McCartney has had the benefit of an extra twenty years to fully develop his shit personality though.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
What size are the clothes?
I am quite partial to a halter neck dress.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I can give you a halterneck bra to go with that if you want
they're either way too small for me, or comfort clothes in terms of size 14 stuff that is coverup and big.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
OK.
My tits are massive though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
In that case you're out of luck

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is very true.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:56, Reply)
*sings*
See me in me halterback
See me geya art attack.

I've got no style
I'm strictly roots
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Rolf Harris?
Get out of my wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Althea and Donna if you please.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)
More Martha than Arthur, you say?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Watching 'True Grit'
alt: neither they're both shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
In Dottingham?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Dear Ape
there are lots of films that I want to watch like "True Grit" and "The Informant" and "Burn After Reading" and "The Men Who Stare At Goats" so why do I end up downloading and watching terrible horror B-movies such as "Quarantine 2"?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I do the same...this is a break from the norm
But the fact that you watch Hollyoaks shows a gaping hole in your taste
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
The fact that you haven't cut your own face off shows a gaping hole in your taste.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Alt: Aaron Lennon, obviously
George McCartney plays for Northern Ireland you witless cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I thought George McCartney was the dancer of BGT?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)
He is also Irish

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Fucking Oirish?
I tawt he wus Mackerdonian?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)
He "played" for Sunderland in two separate spells
I have had the "pleasure" of watching him "defend"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)
And West Ham. Sadly.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)
twice
Haha! In your face
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I was thinking of another McCartney footballer that I googled

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Ha!
Witless cretin, is it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I stand by my characterisation for comedic effect

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Aaron Lennon is also a tesco value Theo Walcott
which is a pretty damning insult of itself.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)
His hair/eybrow stripes make me want to jam his head in a door
The little fucking dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)
I know. The cunt.
He can run but he can't cross for toffee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)
He is David Bellion

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Bloody hell!
A miserable blast from the past.

He was no Perry Groves.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)
He was barely David Bellion
£3million quid Sunderland fleeced Alex Ferguson out of for him!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Who was that other cunt Man Utd loaned you?
Luke Chadwick?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Oh, man, Chadwick
the only football player ugly enough to make bats crash.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Lee Hendrie

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Hendr Zomb
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:08, Reply)
He doesn't look at all well
he's "playing" in Indonesia's illegal "league" apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)
We have had many
Jonny Evans
Danny Welbeck
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)
In return they have John O'Shea, Wes Brown and Darren "couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo" Gibson

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Luke Chadwick was the archetypal example
of someone so ugly he could eat an orange through a tennis racket.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)
That's a special image
although I prefer mine up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Noted and stolen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I'm happy with Wes Brown and O'Shea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I'm going to be watching TV
waiting for you to appear in a crowd shot, with my cock in my hand. Pulling off the ultimate dangerwank for fear of them panning over to Rooney's horrific visage as I approach the Billy Mill roundabout
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Hahahahaha!
You don't want an eyeful of the spud faced nipper when you are on the vinegars.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)
But look at his new hair!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)
I believe your balls implode in that scenario
that's what makes it so dangerous. Like pulling the tail of an angry ugly scouse tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
And flicking it's love spuds with a wet towel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I'm going to go for a run in the wind and rain and probably not enjoy it very much and then
I'm going to watch Hollyoaks on E4 so it's tomorrows episode because I saw todays episode yesterday and then I'm going to pack my bag for tomorrow and thursday as I'm down at my parents and then i'm going to watch Hollyoaks later and see why Seth bludgeoned a hooker to death because he thought she was his sister in law because he was on massive drugs and you got to see Mitzy's arse when she was having a shower.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Thanks Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Do you really watch Hollyoaks?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I'm going to see you soon
Towards the end of the course, 200m from the finishing line, there's a side street that, as shown by photographs of the past 5 years, is never closed for the marathon. As you jog by, all sweaty and exhausted, I will drive out in your van and run you over.

I will also have had a wank in your van.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)
This is totally motivating me to run better.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)
You'll be too exhausted to remember that side street.
BOOM! WankVanSlam!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I'm going to do everything in my power to bring the term "WankVanSlam" into common parlance.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I edited my post to accomodate your surperior phrasing

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)
The Sweet's disturbingly sticky follow-up single
edit: for those too young - www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF9cUmT_IGs
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Going to see my son getting an award at school
and then hitting my local pub quiz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)
What did he win the prize for?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Bumming the new kid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
I read that to the tune of Ben Folds "Rockin' the suburbs"
'I'm bumming the new kid
just like michael jackson did
I'm bumming the new kid
Except that he was talented'
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I know not of Ben Folds music as I believe they are 'fucking shit'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Believe me, they aren't.
LOLpersonalopiniononline, there.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)
'Merit' apparently.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Is it one of those "participation" awards?
Are all the kids getting one?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Curiously, no.
Every year the school hands out about a dozen Merit awards to each year group.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Good skillz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Not telling Daddy about our 'special playtime game'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I'm not angry b3th
I'm just disappointed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Why?
Did you want to be the one to teach him that game?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)
He's 14
We covered all that stuff years ago.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I thought he was 8
but that's the Comrade's son, isn't it?

Ah well, as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Possibly. I don't know.
*looks shifty*

*puts down binoculars*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)
She let you down, she let the school down
But more importantly, she let me down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)
You are an inflatable sex doll

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)
No
I am a lifelike robot apparently.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)
I believe the point I was trying to make was
that you, Monty, your mate and a couple of others are real and everyone else is scenery.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)
In my head this is true.
In my head, I have a theme tune playing everywhere I go.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Is it
"Grandma we love you" by St Winifreds School Choir?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)
It's something really cool that only I know.
Which helps perpetuate it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)
In reponse to the Alt
I'd like to say that the popular beat combo known as The Beatles are FUCKING SHIT, and by extension so are Messrs Lennon and McCartney.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I'll be taking the new car out for a spin
Might take the family out for dinner at a nice country pub.

*re-reads your post*

I'll be watching football

Alt: Whichever one inspired Oasis the least
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
What car?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Magazine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)
*click*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)
It's a Chevrolet Tacuma
It's about three years old which makes it the newest car we've ever had. It's only got about 23000 miles on it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)
That is a beauty...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)
*googles*
Aw, man, that car has a face only its mother could love.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)
It's mother left it in a big bag behind the Primark in Preston

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:56, Reply)
It looks alright to me
And what it looked like was way down the list of priorities anyway. I had to think for a second to remember what is was called to tell you the truth. I'm really 'into' cars, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)
If indeed they really are cars.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)
realy? realy?
Are they realy?

EDIT: Damn you fat ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)
without wanting to offend
Chevrolets are the worst cars I have ever driven by far.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
*new car fives*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I wouldn't spin your car
it might affect your insurance premiums.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)
It's OK if you don't actually hit anything
*personal experience*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Oh great
Next you'll be telling me I can't go crashing through stacks of empty boxes and narrowly avoiding people carrying sheets of glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)
and chickens! Don't forget the chickens!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)
For the last month or so my right pinky finger has felt a bit numb
As has the outer edge of my hand (the 'judo chop' side). I'm thinking it's a trapped nerve, and this isn't the first time it's happened. What do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:56, Reply)
You should finger yourself
It'll be like someone else is doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I don't think he's going to get any jollys from his pinky finger.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I haven't yet graduated to two fingers down the urethra

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)
*crosses legs*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:06, Reply)
AIDS
Hep C.

Seriously, I have had/get that. Doc said it was a trapped nerve.

Get it checked though, it's free after all.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)
'Ulnar nerve entrapment' seems likely
Will try not resting on that elbow, see if it abates.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Go to the Dr, crazy fool.
It's what they are there for and is an hour out of your day!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Alright alright, I'll pop over later

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Could be a repetative strain, you use computers a lot I had it on two fingers.
Took a week off from gaming and it went away.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I may do just that, worth a try

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)
How the modern world has changed...no longer do people get injured playing sports or being out and about
but by 'gaming' too much *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:08, Reply)
People still get injured playing sports and being out and about
In the case of every footballer ever, this is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)
*shakes penis*
*sprains hand*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I get that when I go running
except I get it in my feet, obviously. It's just compression of the nerve, although as I'm not a doctor you probably shouldn't just take my word for it.
(berk, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
So they are going to allow the summary remarks of appeal court judges to be televised.
Is this is a good idea, or a terrible step towards american style show trials.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Judge Judy FTW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:06, Reply)
^THIS

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I want to see an extreme close up of the defendants face split screen with the victim's face as the verdict is announced

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)
That is an awesome idea

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Thank you, I'm the Simon Fuller OF JUSTICE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Fuller Weston
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)
all justice should be public.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:08, Reply)
No justice should be public.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Apart from hangings

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Summary remarks of appeal court judges
are made in isolation at the end of a case with none of the parties necessarily present/seen.

When it goes to the Crown Court it will be entertaining.

I think, in a democracy, there is no real reason why not.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)
You are perfectly entitled to go and watch the proceedings
but the question is why does it need to be broadcast?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Because we're all too lazy to bestir ourselves

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Coz we iz closer to da frij, innit?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Chocolate for me please

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Simpsons Fudge one for me please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I heard that you pack your own.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)
This raises an interesting point.
Chocolate - to fridge or not to fridge?

Oh boy, this could be a new thread.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Fridge naturally
though I was talking about chocolate frijj.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)
OIC
Frij/Frijj. Silly me.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Definitely fridge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
All depends what sort of chocolate dunnit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Does it?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Yeah.
I wouldn't refrigerate dark chocolate, personally. I think it kills a bit of the cocoa flavour.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Well that's kind of what I was wondering. I love dark chocolate and generally keep it in a cupboard

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Judge John Swede

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Why not?

People are entitled to see the guilty, damned. How the fuck are we going to gloat and crow if they don't televise it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)
There is nothing on earth less appealing to me than going to watch England at Wembley.
It's quite literally full of spastics in facepaint and 'hilarious' wigs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Quite literally?
I know what you mean. It's trying to get home after that bores me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I went to the England/Germany friendly about four years back.
It was packed with spastics in St George's bowler hats and West Ham 'geezers'. I'd rather Fulham won a throw in than England won the World Cup.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Now don't be a cunt, young Barry.
Just because West Ham won the World Cup.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I have rubbed my chicken in butter impregnated with salt, pepper, chicken stock cube and thyme
I'm hoping this will be a good thing, although I am running out of thyme
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Fowljokelols
EDIT:

Carrots in the hole
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Butter under the skin?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Butterface

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Butt please.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

butter everywhere, inside and out
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I turn the chicken a couple of times.
It has to be a on a bed of carrot/celery, like.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I rubbed your chicken on my arsehole.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Avianlol
chicken cock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Hahahaha! That's great.
*click*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I hate you so much it's actually become a tangible presence in my throat.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)
That'll be Apey's helmet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
dammit!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Excellent use of the Zing there.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Like Darth's cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
This morning I got a message from a friends daughter
saying that she was coming over to the UK from Australia next year, so I asked her when she was coming, how long for etc. turns out when she actually arrives in London I will actually be in Australia myself.

How ironic is that on a scale of one to ten thousand kilospoonsknives?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
You are crap at noncing!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
She's nineteen
Or she will be by the time she arrives. I've known her since she was about 12 or 13.

There will be no noncing. The wife wouldn't allow it.

She only lets older women fondle my face.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)
*reminices*
Give her my number. I'm used to dealing with frisky nineteen year old Australians.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)
That sounded wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I know but let's face it, I have form.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Nineteen?
The best of all the teens.

Mmmmmmm.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)
1) How old is she?
2) Does she fuck?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Not ironic at all
She's timed it deliberately to 'accidentally' avoid you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)
She'll be here for at least a year.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)
It will give her time to hide before you return from Australia.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)
That's one extreme game of hide and seek right there

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Who'd have thought - she was in my cellar all along!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Unless either of you specifically chose the flight
to ensure you met, probably not that ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I think 'American Dad' is now better than 'Family Guy', discuss
We won't mention the abortion that is 'The Cleveland Show'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Wrong.
Quite right.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I concurr.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
we could discuss your abortion
and why we all wish your mother had one
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Harsh!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I would've said the same thing to anyone

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)
And what's gripping your gonads today?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I'd say that when I was happy as larry
but since you ask I've only slept through one whole night in more than two weeks, I've got 2 days to get a load of work done, or handed over and our computer system is being completely fucking shit, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Yeah, you need some sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
indeed I do
preferrably before my wedding
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Sleep does your skin good
People who sleep don't have massive red welts and scars.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:48, Reply)
At least Mrs V will look even prettier by comparison on the big day.
shame about the photos
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)
nor do I

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)
The beard-comb-over worked then?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:56, Reply)
my superior healing abilities worked.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Are you Kroney's sock puppet?
ETA: are the large machines that come up when I Google your user name anything to do with you?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)
fuck no
yes, I am one of those machines
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Shame.
I would have liked it if you'd been responsible for making big red and black machines I do not understand.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)
my username is basically meaningless
has nothing to do with my real name. It's part of a pseudonym a few mates and I used to use for stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Boooooring.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:18, Reply)
There there.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)
You know what BGB
If I was ill, It would be so nice to have you sitting on the edge of my bed rubbing my back and putting a damp facecloth on my forehead and reading me stories.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)
: )
I'm a caring sharing B3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I'd certainly like to share a thing or two with you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)
*considers acquiring mild mystery illness*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)
crikey!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
*unclean, unclean!*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)

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