Get a guitar
It wont take you long to be able to pick out a tune on it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Like that 'Time of Your Life' one by that band.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Or Wonderwall
That's a good one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)

It's true the guitar is very easy
But don't play Wonderwall on it or you will have to be inhumanely killed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

House of the rising sun is always a good start
Lots of chords and quick changes, and arpeggio too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Are you a pupil of mine?
They all learn that one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Not a bad song too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

First tune I learnt was 'Wild Thing'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Lily the Pink for me
Yes, I am so cool.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Nothing Else Matters - Metallica

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Greensleeves
the worst things to hear on the guitar are: Smoke on the water, although not if played properly and Today by the Smashing Pumpkins.

Fucking terrible.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

You two are both complete bastards.
I tried with the bass guitar a while back, but I just didn't have the conviction to bother.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Get a normal guitar
You can only play hooks on bass

/Fleetwood Mac's Formula 1
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)