For £150 I'd expect to be sitting next to Capello

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm fairly sure that's the only way Theo Walcott gets in the squad.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Haha!
Especially after "his" book
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Is he a 'Townshend'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

He still looks like Townsend "research"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

It's either that or he won a competition.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

It reminds me of a really shit joke from 2002ish that for some reason I found funny/still remember.
"Madame Tussaud's has a new waxwork exhibit of the England team and Sven Goran Errikson, where members of the public can showcase their skills and win an 'honorary' place in the England squad ahead of the World Cup. Security have so far had to ask James Beattie to leave on several occasions."
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Ha. I would have liked that at the time.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)

The most I've ever paid for a ticket for a game of football is £50.
And that was for a European final.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Club Wembley innit.
Posh seats and facilities.

Corporate ligging so no SYFTS money lined Wembley pockets.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)