I couldn't live without cigarettes, I think I'd rather kill myself. Which ironically is what I'm doing now anyway.
I also couldn't live without my dreams, most of the time I wake up laughing my tits off. The fucking postman disturbed me half way through one this morning, just stuff the parcel through the letter box you gay.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*euphamism alert*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

*inability to spell 'euphemism' alert*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

*busted*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

That's what I go to school for.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

haha!
I hear your great great great grand-daughter is pretty fine too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Frankly, you haven't lived
until you've pulled into Royal Cowes Yacht Club north basin in a more or less brand new Beneteau First 45 blasting "That's why I crashed the Wedding" from the deck speakers.

Rock'n'Roll, my friend. Rock and Roll.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

You are Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack
AICMFP

*is right into 'film'*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

*hands over five pounds*
*hasn't actually seen caddyshack but is basing this on trust*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

*raises eyebrow, grabs five pounds and runs like fuck*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Damn your nimble fingers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

*mcfly*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I did think that.
Then I thought 'nah no one is that childish'. And I used to think so highly of you, too.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

LIES! On the internet
No-one (not even Peter) thinks highly of me

*sniffles*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I woke up from the dream the other night
and was surprised to find that I was more concerned about having scratched my van in the dream than having just killed 3 people in a gun fight.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I was shitting myself during my one.
I was running round a dilapidated school trying to hand in a (rubbish) art project, but no one was there and I started to panic thinking I'd fail the course. I am trying to work out why Arsenal's first team were following me round the entire time, and also why they were playing samba instruments.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Ketamine is the answer here I feel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Haven't touched that stuff in bare time/about two weeks, yo.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Withdrawal dreams!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

that sounds as ridiculous as one of my dreams
I thoroughly enjoy most of mine.

I dreamed a feature length sequel to John Carpenter's The Thing once. That was excellent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

It's a shame you don't sleep more.
We might get some decent films at the cinema if you did.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

there'd be even more zombie films than there are now

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

You have a van?
I didn't know, tell us about it!

Oh and happy fucking candle day!!!!!!!!!1111one11!!!
( Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)