I would have plastic surgery to make me look EXACTLY like Jeff Bridges
Then pay a voice coach to make me sound EXACTLY like Jeff Bridges. then I would come over to your house and say "Blouise, I read on THE INTERNET that you have a bit of a crush on me, well I'm sorry I'm really not in to girls who have had tummy tucks, breast reductions and mini face lifts" I would then turn and leave.
( Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 11:30, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Haha!
I wouldn't care because I would be able to tuck my t-shirts into my jeans.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

INSTEAD OF YOUR TITS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 11:32, Reply)

*runs like hell*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I like this!

( Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

potd

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Shame he's no longer here to collect his award.
RIP Monty
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

: ((((((((

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

lololol
( broadsword, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

et tu brute?

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Nevermind love. Take solace in the fact that here on the internet all tits are good tits.
*panders*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I've never had any complaints tbh.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

WUV WOO WEALLY XXXXXX

( broadsword, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)