I have my first ever house viewing in an hour
what should I check for while I'm looking?

alt: what is your imaginary ideal house like?

/middle aged
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:02, 26 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Right well it would be a mega treehouse with Rory living in one branch, Monty in the other, and I
would be at the top so I could look at them whilst they slept. And in the mornings we would eat berries and play with the woodland critters. Monty would tell us stories whilst Rory would sing and hunt.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:27, Reply)

aww that sounds like it would make great telly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:33, Reply)

id like a ball pit room
and a bedroom with a slide in it what takes you down to the swimming pool on the ground floor. and a zip line. to a treehouse.

but mostly a ball pit room with a massive telly. and a mr. whippy machine

EDIT: yeh mostly no mongs
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:29, Reply)

can I visit? It sounds cool
perhaps your treehouse could be linked by another zipline to bobby's
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:34, Reply)

err perhaps not
fuck orf!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:35, Reply)

oi! YOU DISSIN MY TREE HOUSE?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:38, Reply)

treehouse wars!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:39, Reply)

no offence

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:41, Reply)

You can come over whenever you like. Bring vodka and lube.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:43, Reply)

smooth

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:09, Reply)

but you could watch monty trying to hunt using only his teeth
and determination
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:39, Reply)

duly edited

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:41, Reply)

I'll have you know he was a very good little boy and Rory and I chipped in to buy him a whole SS armory.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Oh flippin' 'eck Cavy
For once in my life I had a really important question to put to the denizens of B3TA and I was going to start a whole shiney new thread but I'm too nice to threadstomp you.

If you're buying don't worry too much - you'll get a survey thrown in with the mortgage.

Look at accessibilty though - we bought a house on the strength of a viewing in August and discovered that twice a day the road got blocked by fat people in old cars picking up/dropping off Wayne and Kylie at the local school.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:43, Reply)

tell us more TD? what's the question?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:43, Reply)

It's one I need to answer
For my mate's 50th next month.

Your five most significant tunes ever - not necessarily your favourites.

I have two and two halves so far.

You have to explain why, as well.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:46, Reply)

For my thirtieth I am going to have a playlist of my favourtie thirty songs on repeat all night.
Right let's have a go.
1. Queen - Who wants to live forever, the lyrics scared me as a child and I have always loved it as a grown up.
2. Billy Idol - Dancing with myself, was "our" song with my favourite ex.
3. Red Hot Chilli Peppers - My Lovely Man, was my first introduction to the Chillis and probably funk. Awesome track
4. Guns N Roses - Coma, first 10 plus minute song I had experienced and actually blew my mind a little bit.
5. Tiffany - I think we're alone now, guilty pleasure and first crush.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I'll bung a new thread on, eh? Cavy says it's ok.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:52, Reply)

do it, it's more interesting than mine

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:53, Reply)

interesting
I'm off now, but I shall contribute later
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:53, Reply)

threadstomp if you need to, or just ask it here
it was just an evening thread, really
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Necessary library, swimming pool and preferably a couple of turrets

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:43, Reply)

gun turrets? or towery like tall turrets for looking off of into the distance?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Tall turrets
they are the least necessary but they'd be nice to have
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:55, Reply)

inside swimming pool?
this sounds like a good place
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Scorpions

( Kroney, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:51, Reply)