They're as bad as cons. You'll never get a copper to grass on another.
Their stock answer is "whatever my mate said happened, happened"

I can't blame them to some extent
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:18, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You should join up.
You'd be the archetypal 'bent copper'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Hah.
I thought about it for a while.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I really don't know where I stand with the police.
Sometimes they've been utter, utter cunts with me, whereas on other occasions they've been nicer than you could possibly imagine. I guess it's the same with everything, judge them each individually.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

More decisive commentary as it happens

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)