if you could see what i have had to do this week
you would realise why my poor brain is wrung out of all creativity and thought. and i still have 5,000 words left to write on how ibsen, bennett and lavery develop character, theme and plot... doom.

i am going for mullet surgery shortly though. the insanely hot frenchman who does it wants to colour it very dark and cut it quite short. i will probably do whatever he tells me to, with his liquid accent. and then spend the whole of tonight sobbing on the boy's shoulder that i look like a lesbian (not that he would mind if i did, hmmm)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You mean like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU1RQRXGH9U
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

hahahaha!
he'd better not do that to me, however hot and french he is...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Change your name to "a frenchman made me a lesbian"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

"and I never had the good grace to thank him"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)