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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You're not going to be anonymous for long
If you're walking about with cooing sounds coming out of your trousis.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
i think they would squark more than coo
I'd be shouting pretty loud if I was stuck in someone's ass
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Depends which way you inserted them
I may experiment tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)
with a good firm push
i'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)
But head or arse first?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:00, Reply)
you'll only know if you try both

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Are you asking me to push two pigeons up my arse at the same time?
WHAT SORT OF FILTHY PERVERT ARE YOU???

I'm ringing the Daily Mail RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)
If you get pigeon AIDS
You'll be a carrier.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)
and that would be
unCOOl
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)
It might cause your STOOL(pigeons) to get all soft.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:12, Reply)
oh Jeff, you wood
pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Ahh, it dove'nt matter.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)
you say that now you've
been collareddove
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Serious question.
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I hear them in the nests
in town, but no, I don't think I have
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:23, Reply)
I don't think anyone has ever seen a baby pigeon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
mummy and daddy pigeons have

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I don't think baby pigeons exist.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
they don't think you exist

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I'm a statue.
I'm like a god to them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:30, Reply)
a god
they shit on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I may already have got ringworm from the new kitty
Not a problem
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)
it's entirely up to you how you conduct your experiment
/rspca on speeddial
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I went to the headquarters of the RSPCA once. It's tiny...
You couldn't swing a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)
LTI
*Sighs* This place has gone to the dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:36, Reply)
actually I was just working out a context
in which I could use this at work....or at the pet shop where HIggs has his date tomorrow...hmmm - ideal!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:38, Reply)
So how will you use this in context...
'Hello, this is Higgs. Take your pig AND LEAVE THE INTERNET'

I don't see it working.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:40, Reply)
silly jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Spazzy Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)

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