it's a beautiful morning here in Weston, I had a lovely lie in, and there will be crumpets for breakfast.
Then I read Gonz's post up there and the world seems grey and cold and unfeeling again. Curse you, world!

I think you should get the paddling pool out, fill it with hot water and bubble bath, and try to convince the neighbours you think you have a new hot tub. Bonus points if you get them to admit it is, to try to humour you.

Alt: trivial pursuit. But no-one will play it with me any more : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

We played Trivial Pursuit on the X-Box last night
My team failed to win due to blatant cheating and/or other teams getting redonkulously easy questions. Sore loser? Hells yeah! This is important shizz right here.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)

It's OK, I'm exasorating in order to make the whole dark cruel world a silly concept so I'm back to normal again soon.
I've come up with a cooking idea that'll only take 15 minutes or soo, I'm going to get some tube qwahsont and fill them with nutella [and/or] banana [and/or] peanut butter. Then bake them and give them to people at work tomorow because I have no one in my life to share them with.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

You could have one couriered to me. That would be nice.
But no peanut butter on mine, thanks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I guess I could, but what would be the point? There isn't a point to anything ever.
Do you like this dark and broody me? Is it attractive at all?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

No, old happy Gonz is better.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

He's dead baby, get used to it. He's not coming back.
He's left this two story town via the bad side of the tracks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)