Hello sexy B3tans
It's Sunday morning and I'm still slightly spackered. I'm very much open to suggestion at the moment, so I'll do whatever the first three people to reply suggest* How is your Sunday going and what do you have planned?

Alt: What's your favourite board game?




*pure unadulterated lies
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 9:42, 30 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Everything sucks, the world sucks, it's dark and cold...
and it's like pooring rain while being outside, it's also like having an idea for something for dinner but a very key ingredient is sold out so you can't have it. It's like the sky plus running out of room 10 minutes before the end of a tv show you really wanted to see that'll never be repeated or released on dvd again. It's like buying a lotto ticket and if you took 2 away or added 2 to each number you would have jackpotted. It's like getting the brand new gameboy colour for christmas but not having any batteries because you thought it came with some. It's like finding out something really really shitty when you thought it was really really good.

Life sucks the big one, and then when it's gone, there is oblivian, and it's like the gods are doing you a favour 'cus existing anymore is horrible - even if you're existing in an afterlife.

In other news, Banoffee pie for breakfast. WOO.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I wrote a poem to express my thoughts and feeling, that are deep and meaningfull and hurt.
www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=262050290483193&id=152663491421874
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I like the way you rhymed 'early' with 'early'

( broadsword, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Oasis standard rhyming right there

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I'm trying to blag free tickets for the Fulham game today.
For the first time in god knows how long I actually want to go to see one of our new players.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I'd imagine they'd be hard to come by
..due to the ground capacity. Who is the new player?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I've put my feelers out, it's just if any of my mates have spares. Someone will.
Bryan Ruiz, £11m striker from FC Twente. Scored 24 goals last season, he looks mint.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

it's a beautiful morning here in Weston, I had a lovely lie in, and there will be crumpets for breakfast.
Then I read Gonz's post up there and the world seems grey and cold and unfeeling again. Curse you, world!

I think you should get the paddling pool out, fill it with hot water and bubble bath, and try to convince the neighbours you think you have a new hot tub. Bonus points if you get them to admit it is, to try to humour you.

Alt: trivial pursuit. But no-one will play it with me any more : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

We played Trivial Pursuit on the X-Box last night
My team failed to win due to blatant cheating and/or other teams getting redonkulously easy questions. Sore loser? Hells yeah! This is important shizz right here.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)

It's OK, I'm exasorating in order to make the whole dark cruel world a silly concept so I'm back to normal again soon.
I've come up with a cooking idea that'll only take 15 minutes or soo, I'm going to get some tube qwahsont and fill them with nutella [and/or] banana [and/or] peanut butter. Then bake them and give them to people at work tomorow because I have no one in my life to share them with.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

You could have one couriered to me. That would be nice.
But no peanut butter on mine, thanks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I guess I could, but what would be the point? There isn't a point to anything ever.
Do you like this dark and broody me? Is it attractive at all?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

No, old happy Gonz is better.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

He's dead baby, get used to it. He's not coming back.
He's left this two story town via the bad side of the tracks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Happy 9th of November everyone!

( Peej, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Is this thread only for sexy b3tans, or can the rest of us join in?
I am installing Mass Effect for the third attempt at playing it. Previous attempts ended up with me getting distracted by other games/telly/girls/pretty flowers etc.

It was going well but Virgin throttled my connection and now the last quarter is taking four times as long.

I am avoiding the television as I'm not interested in Sept 11th pity wanking.
( Kroney, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

pretty flowers
not pretty girls?

you've grown one vegetable too many, my old friend.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I haven't grown any vegetables this year ACTUALLY

( Kroney, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

yes al
whatever you say, al.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Your mum is my favouite board game
It's like a strange mixture of mouse trap, gone off sardines and kerplunk
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

you mean kerSPUNK, amirite?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

TOTALLY!!!11!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)

where the hell is everyone
when i am stuck writing the last 1500 words of my thesis??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I've been doing more houseclearing
Three boxes (as supplied by Amazon) of "books to keep", three (so far) of "books to go", two boxes of VHS tapes, and a couple of bags of clothes and bedlinen for the ragman.

I have now adjourned to the local hostelry for a few shandies and a burger and the West Brom game on the big screen.

A manly Sunday, methinks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Alt: Last Night on Earth
Monty would hate it since it's about zombies but probably like it since one player takes the zombies and everyone else gangs up on them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Dinner at Cosmos, Homework, Exercise bike, TV, Bed.
(888777555, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

+ listening to Huey Lewis and watching De Palma films

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)

My Sunday is not ideal as I'm at work, however
I have a gig to look forward to tonight - actually playing a decent-length set, with a lineup which will actually bear some relation to our own music. Does mean I've got to get down to Lewisham but that's hardly the end of the world.
/SHAMELESS SELF-PUBLICITY
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

hardly
/monty
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I have the mother of all hangover.
I actually feel sick it's that bad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 14:55, Reply)