I put some food on when I got in about half an hour ago.
Then I went to get changed and noodled about on here. I just realised I couldn't hear the sound of cooking from the kitchen.

I didn't turn the hob on. What a bender. Now I am hungry and unfulfilled.

n.b. this is obviously your fault.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:19, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

that is because I am a cloud of doom today
you should eat sugar puffs or something.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Have a rummage in the freezer for a lonely meal for one

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I don't carry those. I make my lonely meals for one from scratch.
Because I don't have anything else to do with my free time aside from cry myself to sleep, drink heavily and make up stories on the internet about how hot I am.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:37, Reply)

goddammit
i was going to say that hungry, horny and alone was a fair summary of yourself, but you beat me to it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:46, Reply)

If you only had a functioning penis you could masturbate your evenings away.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

It might function!
If only I could find it amongst my bed-sore ridden rolls.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Rummage around for your stinkhole, it won't be too far from there!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:04, Reply)

jesus rory
that's gross even by your standards
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I@M HOT!!!!
So have you finished off your masters 'stuff'? Does anyone round here get a cameo. My name's real world, I could star as a ..., ummm yeah
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

i am doing it now
finish the critical tonight, the creative tomorrow, get it bound and couriered on wednesday.... DONE.

not in the play you lot don't, no. but unbelievably i have managed to get some interest in my book, and some of you will DEFINITELY be in that. but i would refer you to my disclaimer at the beginning: this is a work of fiction based on the author's imagination. any similarity to any character, living, dead or on b3ta, is purely coincidental, kthxbai.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)

lol it'll be fairly easy to spot the characters from b3ta.
Good luck with it anyway.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:20, Reply)

gracias
they will be the ones that never leave the page...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Are you being mean to exes in it?

( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)

the bedshitter story might have to be told, aye!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)