evening.
what's shit? 2ndmrsblaireau69 still hasn't done a damned thing about jacking in her 2nd job (evenings) which means i still have to be home by 5:30 at the latest. this is having such a massive effect on my work that i'm no longer able to capitalise letters.
what's not shit? i spent the afternoon flying kites with weeblaireau69 today after her first day at school was cancelled due to a collapsed ceiling and i used a reduced price sticker i found in asda to get a nine quid chicken for 5p this evening.
and how the fuck do i do a pound sign on this fucking laptop? mongness.


aaaaaand relax.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That seems a good way to get yourself done for theft.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:50, Reply)

sure does.
the thrill of the chase ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

It's fairly obvious that you're defrauding the store, and you'll look a right twat being escorted out of there by the Fedz
Still as long as you've got an alternative store lined up for the weekly shop and enjoy receiving Police cautions then GO4IT!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)

yeah, totally likely.
obvious to who? not the checkout monkey cos i used the self-service.
no security staff since the walmart takeover.
total deniability.
evidence?
etc.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Move over David Niven, B69 is the new 'Phantom'
Fucking hell, the evidence is the 5p sticker that you've put over original price. Lol dat wasn't me guvnor, is not 'total deniability'. There's always a cunt hanging around the self service who may pick up on your amazing subterfuge. Plus plenty of in store camera's. There are people there who watch them you know. Do you really believe that you're the first criminal mastermind to come up with that jolly ruse? It's a balancing act, if you believe that having a criminal record for an offence of dishonesty over asda water loaded chicken is worth it then more fool you.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)

oh goodness, you're like a dog that's sniffed a rat.
you just aren't going to drop it, are you?
the degree of assumption you're jumping to is amazing, almost as amazing as your grammar.
i know i couldn't have been seen applying the sticker and i had a number of other reduced items in the trolley. no, at 7pm there is no-one watching the cctv, again one of the walmart cost-cutting schemes. criminal mastermind? once applied these 3-part perforated stickers are almost impossible to remove and re-use, the one i had was pristine and applied only once. if you don't appreciate the difference that makes then away with you.
and as for belittling the poor chicken to further validate your point...
calm down dear, it's only a commercial.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Sticking a 5p sticker on a £9 chicken is pretty fucking pikey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)

i prefer the word opportunistic.
it's far less emotive.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I would love to drink Brunello di Montalcino every time I buy red wine, but can't afford £20 a bottle.
So I don't buy it, regardless of how much I want it. Ditto you and £9 chickens I presume. Otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to steal it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:08, Reply)

i can afford the chicken, hence the opportunistic nature of my actions.
your presumption is incorrect.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

So why steal it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

opportunism.
or shits and giggles.
take your pick.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Pikiness.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

it's a good job your opinion counts for so much.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I know dude.
I have my own column in Take a Break, 'view of the week' is a surefire winner for advertising revenue.

Asda Walmart are lined up for sponsoring next week's column, the Asda demographic ties in exactly with the Take a Break readership.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)

seriously, you "write" for take a break?
can i get your autograph?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Take a Break, Chat, TV Quick and The Weekly World News.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)

'king hell, top drawer stuff.
well done.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I'm not really excited one way or the other B69, although there are many here who'd laugh up their sleeves in the event of you being caught, and then blubbing about it on a comedy forum.
You seem to know an awful lot about Wal Marts instore security, as a result of which you can commit 'daylight robbery'. You must know someone 'on the inside'. Irrespective you've already committed theft by stealing a roll of their pricing stickers from the store. I'm not sure why you're informing me of the application and removal techniques of the stickers, if this is you're irrefutable proof that you haven't committed fraud re the pricing of the item then you need to have a word with your GP regarding your current medications. Pricing a £9 product up at 5 pence is always going to be suss. It's a sweet touch you retreating to 'lol yur grammer is shit' argument, but it's got no legs in it, moreso considering the quality of your response.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:09, Reply)

you're really not very good at reading.
as was made clear, i found a sticker and some days later put it to use. who said anything about stealing a roll of them?
despite the feigned nonchalance you were certainly acting excited, it's up there ^ in black and grey.
i don't claim to "know an awful lot" about walmart's security but i know what i know. also i don't recall denying that i'd committed the act or indeed that the act was not fraudulent.
medication, you say? pah.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

it is certainly an ideal day for kites

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

got pretty fucking hairy once or twice, the bairn doesn't weigh more than about 15kg.
and the wind was gusting to about 60-70mph.
my brain is now a cobweb free zone.
and the bairn absolutely loved it!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)