Are you casting doubt
on the obvious, blatent, certain, unquestionable hetrosexuality of Mr Ronaldo? I'm shocked.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:48, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I would suggest, sir
that the man is SO blatantly heterosexual he repeatedly and roughly takes hot cock up the shitpipe simply to PROVE he doesn't like it and is therefore the most heterosexual man alive.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Haha!
The Ricky Martin defence

He bangs, he bangs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

It's not gay if you're doing it to prove you're not gay.
Or something.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

it's not gay if it's merely a new and vigorous method of colonic irrigation.
or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)