I'd only cry if I were sorted into Hufflepuff.
They're all losers.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Reading this sub thread should make you cry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I'm sexually attractive to women, you know.

( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)

attractive threatening
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

No really, I've slept with at least one woman.
She was awake and not even screaming or crying.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

dude
your mum does NOT count
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)

And anyway, she's a screamer.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Thanks for having my back, dude.
*manly fist bumps*
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)

er, i think it was your mum's back
+ side
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

You don't want to fist bump me after I've been with your Mum, trust me.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

s
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

*spurts*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)

This is true
that should be a consolation to her
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Ravenclaw are boffs, so you'd probably get beaten up a bit
by the Slytherins and the cool kids in Gryffindor, but it's definitely better than being in Hufflepuff house with all the fat kids who're shit at sport and the ones that like Home Ec.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I used to think you were cool

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Haha, no you didn't.

( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

that's not what you told me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

This is without a doubt the geekiest thing I've read all day.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Food puns?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

No, this is worse.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)

You'd be in Beauxbatons
because you're a GIRL

lol
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)

What is this Beauxbatons you speak of?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)

It's another wizarding school
BUT FOR GIRLS

zing to end all zings, right there.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)

It's rare I say this.
But you really need to get out more. And stop reading kid's books.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)