Because you're a funny fucker.
Alt: because you are also a MASSIVE BENDER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Alright you tremendous window-licking CUNT?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Not bad thanks, old boy.
How's the baby?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)

She is awesome thanks.
The Mrs is still rather poorly though. She needs to get her act together - if she can't shag me because of her stitches she should at least let me take her up the wrong 'un. Selfish cow.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)

a consilation nosh at he very least

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I know it's just a joke
But for a couple of seconds, I hated you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

She lets me do that.
I'll have a word with her - I think that's a little unfair of her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I thought I could rely on you.
Please get less lube on the sheets next time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I make no promises.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)