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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tell me why I should come back here.
ALT: Tell me why I shouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:32, 178 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Because you're a funny fucker.
Alt: because you are also a MASSIVE BENDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Alright you tremendous window-licking CUNT?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Not bad thanks, old boy.
How's the baby?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)
She is awesome thanks.
The Mrs is still rather poorly though. She needs to get her act together - if she can't shag me because of her stitches she should at least let me take her up the wrong 'un. Selfish cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
a consilation nosh at he very least

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I know it's just a joke
But for a couple of seconds, I hated you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
She lets me do that.
I'll have a word with her - I think that's a little unfair of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I thought I could rely on you.
Please get less lube on the sheets next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I make no promises.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I'm still here.
Alt: so is everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Possibly even Bert
Or if not him, someone who might be heading for a bertdown.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
You're a reason to return BGB

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Innit!
I'm a bleedin oasis of loveliness in this desert of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)
You really need to get yourself a mooncup.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Pfft!
Nothing goes up my fanny that isn't attached to something or someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
What about something of Kroney's?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
......or brown.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Not EVERYTHING I own is brown you know.
My car's red. How about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)
So you wouldn't shag a black guy?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Truthfully no.
I like geeky men and you don't get many geeks of afro carribean descent.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I give you John Tickle

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I like him : )
Oops! no I don't. Thinking of wrong person.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I think our IT support guys here would disagree
judging by the amount of X-Men T-shirts on display today.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)


(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Ok we have one cute geeky black guy.
My love life is crap enough without shrinking the demographic I'm attracted to any more.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Oh come off it.
I'm sure you want to shag the manly man that is Maurice Moss.

If you like, I could write you a little erotic fiction featuring you two to get you started.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)
How about this one?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)
whachootalkboutWillis*?



*I know it's not him. I'm being 'racialist'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)
You make her sound like an overdue library book.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Can't think of a reason for either.
Stay or go, makes no difference.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Battered is a good one, Luggers. Encourage the flouncing homo to come back.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
By all means, come back.
We have other homos for you to play with, once he gets back off holiday with his Mrs in London.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Don't get me mixed up with Darth Cumshot thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Darth Rimshot, by all accounts.
He was threatening to take his Mrs up the Oxo Tower.

Oh, and this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-14894576
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Is that a euphamism?
Maybe Mr Swipe should get a tattoo of him going up the OXO Tower.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)
If you're Gonz, yes.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)
More likely a euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
That'd be what I was aiming at, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Kristine still posts.
Alt: Kristine still posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I don't know who you are.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
He was excellent but then one day Kristine beat him up
and he pooed himself and it was all a bit messy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I still have the stains on my trousers

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Then you should go.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Some got on mine and I'm about 15 postcodes away from you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
You should have just given her your lunch money :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
That's all she wanted.
It's all she ever wants.

*cries with hunger*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I approve of your signature.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Now it speaks the TRUTH

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:48, Reply)
She is such a terrible internet bully, isn't she?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)
We ought to start a support group

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I'll play triangle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)
did you flounce?

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)
For the same reason as everyone else
Because it is marginally more interesting than whatever else you should be doing.

Alt: Because you have work to do?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Because you were an excellent poster, back in the day
Alt: Because you flounced like a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Got a link?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Not to hand.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Oi oi AA
I am tempted to spend more time here - partly as I have sold my business and am now working for the new owners - so I can skive more without having the stress / meltdowns of running my own company.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Are you a millionaire now, then?
I understand selling your business is how you become a millionaire.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I fucking wish.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)
So do I.
*rattles cup*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Alright?
I'm very glad to hear it's going better for you fella, things working out a bit easier then?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
It has come together very nicely thanks.
Married, 16 day old daughter, more stable employment. Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)
And B3ta's 10th anniversary.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Fantastic, very happy to hear it!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)
You married a 16 day old? You sick fuck.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Alright chompy?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:08, Reply)
No work is fucking me off.
But it's nearly over for the day.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Darn those pesky paperclips eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Jolly good.
Pull up a chair. Have a cigar, old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I will gaz you re beers you great weeping puss-filled sore.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Good afternoon, you bedraggled old hoop wrangler.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Alright DG?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Lazing about and doing fuck all, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)
We can 'LOL'
about the Leighton Buzzard gyppo slavery scandal.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Definitely
I can't do the 19th though as I am off to Dale Farm with my video camera - magic moments like that don't come along very often.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I've been up most nights sharpening my pitchfork collection in readiness.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Sounds like another euphemism*.
*who says I never learn anything, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:02, Reply)
B3ta - EDUCAYSHUNALL.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:08, Reply)
*nods approvingly*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I've built a new flame thrower for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)
We can talk sickeningly about our little daughters
alt: Al will make nasty jokes about your baby daughter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Because we're awesome.
Alt: because we don't want you back.

I jest, of course. I don't even know who you are.
In other news, I've just been inside some caves. It was very pretty, and not filled with guinea pigs and welshness.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Caves?
Which caves?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)
TGB

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Cheddar caves.
Such fun.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)
As long as you remember to bring your own crackers.
They'll rip you right off at the gift shop, otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Hi Jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)
You were in BGB's cheesy cave?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)
did you buy any cave matured cheese?
makes any supermarket chedder taste like rubberised monkey jism in comparison
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Yeah, we're going back to get some in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Seriously, how does everyone know who you are?
I feel like someone who arrived halfway through the film.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)
He posted here for ages.
Left about six months ago, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I'm still left with two questions.
1) How has everbody figured this out and 2) who the fuck is it?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)
We figured it out because he's using the same username.
For 2) see 1)
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Oh, I see.
God I'm retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:02, Reply)
TRUTH on the internet
who'd have thought it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Truth fairy?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)
God is already aware of this.
Are are we all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Apparently it came as a shock to me.
But then again, I am retarded, so I probably would be slow on the up take.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I don't think you appreciate how long people have been here, and how much time they spend here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I know how long, but no, I've been away from off topic for a very long time until last week,
so I shouldn't be surprised that I'm not up to speed really.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)
FUCK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Well, that's just charming.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)
You were asking for it earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)
What did I do now?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1350945
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Hahaha.
This is why I never get my arguments. I forget I started them.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I have no idea who you are either.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)
No, no reason you would.
For some reason I just got it in my head you'd changed user names and I might know you from old.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I stopped posting about 9 months ago.
Have popped back a couple of times since.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)
What was your business?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I had an advertising & marketing agency.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)
OK, so a proper business
not just selling shit on e-bay from your bedroom...are you hiring at all I need a new job.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Hire well know cunt and spastic Naked Ape
worth every penny.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)
You never know paperclip boy, but IRL people might be different to on here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Yeah, I bet you can spell in real life.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)
*chortles*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Gaz me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)
a cock picture.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Yeastenders

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Who wants to be a millionaire shortbread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)
What we need here
is for somebody to come in and mix stuff up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)
HSH Thread anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Yeast isn't a food.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Yeast is Yeast

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)
it's food related!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Queer as Yolk

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)
it's like there is no end to the amount of food related tv show puns out there

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I think it should end,
you should get a new "thing". Just find one middle popularity poster and bully them for a week or so.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I'll let you pick, I don't know who's who

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Go for the Luggage
I don't know anything about him, but we can safely assume he's fat or ugly so go for that angle.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)
are you telling me that the luggage is so fat that he has to use a respirator to get down the stairs?
I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)
The Bert Locker

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)
PLEASE COME BACK BATTERED, IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:18, Reply)

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)

uuu
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)

u
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I used to think you were cool

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I've never been cool
*moonwalks outta here*
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Captain Omelette and The Oystermons

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Sister Act.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Ask The Family

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Family Affairs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Kidulthood.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I've gone from kidulthood to adulthood, now I must, act like an adult should.
INSPIRED LYRICS
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)
*dirty beats fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Fiddler on the Roof

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)
none of these have anything to do with food and they're mostly films.
So you're failing on all counts, and not for the first time I imagine
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)
He believe's you are bert a poster on here who left after he admitted fucking his underage half sister.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)
ok, I thought he was coming across a bit mental

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)
In jokes, they're all over this place.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Ain't that the truth?
y'seewhatIdid? didja? didja?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)
How about websites?
The Register.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)
(Dor) King of the Hill

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Family Fort-poon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)
The X (paedo) Files

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Wanted (by the police)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Yup, I'm retarded
It took me reading all of those to finally click what you are doing.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Incestor Gadget.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)
A room with a paedophile

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Last of the summer child molesters

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Show Me Show Me (on the doll where he touched you)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Old Berty Bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:34, Reply)
banned of brothers

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)
brothers in arms

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)
I donno, I guess you've got to have _something_ to do while your misse's verjayjay destretches from that basketball sized sporn it just expelled.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Gonz for that you get my first POTD for many months.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)
=D
Seems like you're doing good now, which is all good. You gonna come out and play at the end of the month?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Is there a bash planned? I shall investigate and report back.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Dude there most certainly is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Tell me why I should hang around?

(EvelynCarmichael, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Gonz is funny

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is reason number one for my continued hanging around

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Have you got tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)

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