NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Just NO!

This isn't worth it's own thread, and I'm probably stomping a bit.

I don't think that I like my housemates anymore and I need new ones stat.

Thing is, what do you say to someone who has been timing your showers?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:32, 11 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Maybe they are timing your showers to help you with your training....
There are rumours that you are planning on running a bath soon.

*Jogger confusion lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I don't think there is any appropriate verbal response to that kind of weapons-grade wankery.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:36, Reply)

fuckers
why are they timing your showers? were you in there for days?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Apparently
I'm in there for 15 minutes, which is excessive, because it uses gallons and gallons of water.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)

you respond with your own statistical data on how long they spend taking a dump each day
you could knock up a nice positive skew distribution on excel quick enough.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Why didn't I think of that??
I need to up my game.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Rory.
Do you want me to bake you a cake with a file in it?

www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/sep/13/internet-troll-jailed-mocking-teenagers
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

"your putting me right off my wank"

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Worst impression of Dawn Penn ever.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I think I need stronger reading glasses
I thought that said 'filming your showers'
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 0:20, Reply)

if only my life were that interesting.
Meh.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)