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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just because we invented oxygen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:16, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
No you didn't, we did.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Up your bollix.
We blended it with Nitrogen to make air too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Ahhh, but what about the CO2?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)
You can have that.
I think Northerners should breath only CO2.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)
A Northerner would have you believe that they breathe nails and shit bullets.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:23, Reply)
This is something you can't understand
How I can just kill a man (by farting bullets)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)
I don't understand how that's possible unless you have a firing pin up your anus.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)
My colon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)
From where do you eject the spent cases?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Just to get this out of the way.
I'm not from the North... or South.

Stick that up your shitpipe!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)
The Midlands
Comprised of the parts no other fucker wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Not from the Midlands either.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)
From one of the conquered provinces, then?
Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Neither mate, English through and through
But East Anglia doesn't count as Midlands... I think.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)
According to the internet, East Anglia counts as the South.
Much to the embarrassment of the South.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Amazing really, in the one part of the country most famed for siblings fucking
he still remains untouched by a womans jubbly bits.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Must be an only child

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Or really, really fucking ugly.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Really fat
she could easily outrun him
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)
"Stop [pant] Running [puff] Away"
"I Just [pant] Want To [puff] Show You [pant] Mine!"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)
'If I can find it'

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)
True
they speak the funniest of the lot. Even scouse or west country is better than a thick Dudloi accent. *shudders*
(berk, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Spending the evening with Kroney and his "art collection" is better than a Dudley accent.
But only just.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Have I shown you my etchings?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)
No, but I'm good thanks.
I hear Al might be interested though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Did you move house okay?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)

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