I'm tired
I barely slept last night and tried to have a lie-in, but couldn't get to sleep. So, I got to work around 10am, shattered, and now I have to work until 6. Buf I could go to sleep right now.

BTW, my 3 tips used to be:

1. Wear something sexy, but not slutty. Sexy but informal, you know?
2. Laugh at all the jokes, but not too much.
3. Promise him it'll be only one night sex and that you don't really like him that much and that you'll be ok if he leaves early next morning.

Then next morning, before he can leave, more sex. Every single time he's wanted to repeat and eventually (sometimes sooner, sometimes later) start a relationship.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Proof all women are liars

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Yeah
Men never lie for sex, do they?

They never complained. They never broke up with me. They always wanted more. I don't see them as the loosers.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Comedic spelling mistake time!
Some would say you are looser
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I checked for the spelling
But for the wrong word. I checked "lie"

Oh, well, still quite good, I think.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I've got some vitamins that are good for your baby on my penis.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Oof!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)

You're too late
I've already been informed that semen is good to avoid pre-eclampsia. Pity it has to be the baby's father's semen.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:13, Reply)

*takes notes*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)