Student Finance England are a useless shower of cunts.
Catface is glooming round the place like someone moved his litter tray. And then work emailed to say I need to be in next Wednesday morning which means either a peak time train at £££expense or stay in London the night before at ££expense. And then I came on here and the puns aren't even good puns.

Gah.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:47, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You could stay with me and Lusty if you want?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

This is an interesting concept. I could repay you in ribs.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Yeah. it's about time females paid us back for Adam's sacrifice.

(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)

ugh, that sucks
and I can't think of a good pun to make it better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Pssst.
Mention Dorking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

dorking

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:01, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

*bows*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)